"TICKLE ON THE WHAT?"
SAINTED SEMI-ALTERNOPOP show of a Friday evening live from Tyne Tees
PAUL DANIELS haunted this grim quiz
"HAS ANYONE seen a clue, a pink clue?!"
AS WITH everything in 1982, originally presented by SIMON BATES.
Misguided schedule filling attempt to combine wartime nostalgia with nascent video technology which probably doesn't figure too prominently on GLYNIS BARBER's CV.
MUCH LOVED BBC popular science series that seemed best served when stuck out after the NINE O'CLOCK NEWS.
THAT EXCLAMATION mark says it all.
BOMBASTIC TEATIME behemoth which sprawled across half a decade
The brilliance of Troy Kennedy Martin's TV drama is known to all, or at least it darn well should be.
PISH TOY-FLOGGING sword and sorcery cartoon.
ASPEL-HELMED LONDON-ONLY weekend-starting magazine
A PRE-BLUE PETER MARK CURRY moonlights from MAKE 'EM LAUGH
BAFFLING KIDS DRAMA about a public schoolboy (just for a change)
BIG DEAL at the time.
SKITS, SKETCHES and scumpoonery for kids
TRASHY HYBRID of Raiders Of The Lost Ark and The Maltese Falcon
FRANKIE HOWERD vehicle that lay on a shelf for almost 20 years
"AND LATER on, I'll be trying my hand at something called paragliding."
GRIZZLED GRIM stop motion gadabout
RICKETY OLD 1950s Western gets revived for no reason
SEMI-ANIMATED WOULD-BE philosophical musings on life of a green round thing
JONATHAN COHEN and dear old LUCY SKEAPING persist in dividing the class in two
"EVERYWHERE YOU go, everything you see/Someone's saying no - it's a tragedy!"
RUBBISH PSEUDO-EDUCATIONAL time travellry with some fuckers called Phineas Bogg (ha!) and Jeffrey Jones
EX-KENNY EVERETT Video Show dance troupe
GENTEEL SUNDAY morning stretchathon, with the be-leotarded Lynn in a bare studio thrusting and mulching.
POST-FAWLTY TOWERS runaround for ANDREW SACHS
SENT TO EARTH to make Cannon and Ball and Little and Large appear talented, the putative stars of this shambles were CHEESE...
INVENTED, IT says here, by EAMONN ANDREWS.
"HE'S NOT your average teenage kid - unless you call a kid who turns into a wacky werewolf average!"
A WELCOME re-appearance for LORD FRED HARRIS
NO-NONSENSE NUMERICAL school business
EARLY MASTERPIECE from DAVID "ONE FOOT" RENWICK and ANDREW "2.4" MARSHALL
NEEDN'T-HAVE-BOTHERED YOOFY show from the earliest days of Channel Four.
FOLLOWING ALAN PARKER'S shouty 1980 big screen sweatband-and-leggings bonanza, here came more high-kicking high-falutin' histrionics from life at New York's School For...
PREPOSTEROUS VINEYARD vagaries courtesy of shameless DALLAS rip off relocated to Napa, er, Tuscany Valley.
HE WAS, as he kept telling us, the unknown stuntman
ROTTEN CELLULOID anal marathon
ONE OF those (now old chestnut) tales of a mentally handicapped kid experiencing the harsh realities of the world when his mum...
DIANE "RINGS ON THEIR FINGERS" KEEN was the eponymous "dame" taking over Lancastrian local paper The Ramsden Reminder, in process battling to...
MEDIOCRE MUPPET goings-on with cavorting mythology well to the fore.
BARRY JACKSON doled out pathos and bathos
SLEEPY WESTCOUNTRY-ONLY hour-long replacement for TISWAS
TUESDAY NIGHT 8pm sitcommery from otherwise sublime pen of ESMONDE and LARBEY, here way below par.
SOUTHFORK MAY have been Wogan's favourite Wednesday night residence, but this was his Friday evening fancy and no mistake.
GLOOMY THRILLER, another spin on the we're-all-doomed pitch
TATTIEST, NOISIEST, hammiest and blusteriest thing BBC2 has ever shown.
TOP DRAWER CLIVE DOIG-ery combining crossword-style quizzing with patented VISION ON pissing about.
HAZEL "A PROBLEM MAN HAD NOT FORESEEN AS YET" O'CONNOR and JESSE "MARRRRCCUUUSSSSSSS!" BIRDSALL hang out down eponymous local discotheque