EARLY MASTERPIECE from DAVID “ONE FOOT” RENWICK and ANDREW “2.4” MARSHALL, set amidst lunatic upper echelons of the world’s governments balancing on cusp of World War Three. Ex-screen actor – do you see? – and newly lobotomised US President Johnny Cyclops (BARRY MORSE) squabbles noisily over nuclear supremacy with bloated Russian PM Dubienkin (RICHARD GRIFFITHS), dithering UK Prime Minister Kevin Pork (PETER JONES), his bluff Foreign Secretary (GEOFFREY PALMER, of course), international terrorist and master of disguise Lacrobat (JOHN CLEESE), and US special advisor “The Deacon” (JOHN BARRON). World is destroyed at the end, by mistake. ED BISHOP, LOU HERSCH, RIK MAYALL, ALEXEI SAYLE all in support, incredibly. Shoved out on bewildered Sunday night ITV audience. Never repeated – for shame.