RAMSHACKLE READING-IS-FUN RELIC.
LANKY LACONIC Yorkshire yokel gets long-overdue opportunity for his own headlining effort
UNBELIEVABLY TARDY travails of cut-out couldn't-be-arsed feline.
TRANSFERRED FROM RADIO (God knows, or cares, where), this plucky and "controversial" show kept the original title, to heartbreakingly ironic effect
TRIPPY TEATIME childfantasy with the eponymous kid taking receipt of a magic rug.
JAMIE (OSMONDS blow-wave and flared turn-ups) and his dog, Wordsworth (Norfolk accent and woolly hat) are tucked in one peaceful suburban night...
POSH FEMALE aristo gets lost in overgrown shrubbery, goes sub-Tarzan native and befriends jaguar called Ghost.
Misguided schedule filling attempt to combine wartime nostalgia with nascent video technology which probably doesn't figure too prominently on GLYNIS BARBER's CV.
HAZEL "A PROBLEM MAN HAD NOT FORESEEN AS YET" O'CONNOR and JESSE "MARRRRCCUUUSSSSSSS!" BIRDSALL hang out down eponymous local discotheque
LONG-BANISHED LIVE action effort from the house of Filmation
SPLENETIC CARTOONERY involving another space blerk
YET MORE animated antics, this time featuring an all-American girl band fronted by Jenna who'd be transformed via holograph-projecting earrings into the...
GOSPEL ACCORDING To Lord Lew.
RAUCOUS BUG-EYED rompery of the fourth dimension.
ELEPHANTINE RAMBLE around the Raj
TOP DRAWER CLIVE DOIG-ery combining crossword-style quizzing with patented VISION ON pissing about.
NOWT TO do with the above
DEEPLY IRRITATING animated aerial antipathy
WATCH WITH MOTHER segment similar in style to MARY, MUNGO AND MIDGE concerning self-same kid whose father ran a roadside transport cafe.
CEREBRAL DOWNER after the Supermarionation splendour of CAPTAIN SCARLET.
THAT'S JOHN CRAVEN'S Newsround. Not the parade of non-threatening blandalikes in trendy haircuts who came afterwards.
SITCOM COMMANDMENT #1: never put PETER EGAN in a situation where he cannot behave like a cad.
A MACHINE that told jokes. Old jokes. For kids.
"PEOPLE SAY the funniest things!" out-and-aboutfest in the style of THAT'S LIFE! and GAME FOR A LAUGH.
BARRY CRYER (with black hair!) fronted this spontaneous (in the same way that HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU is spontaneous) gagfest
"MY MOTHER..." "Who's a nurse!"
MOUTHY MIDGET, son of Dr. Benton Quest, has various hung-go adventures
YET MORE animated jollies from the fastest working felt-tips in Hollywood
BLACKSTUFF BOY BERNARD HILL as eponymous whinging Dr Winston O'Boogie
CUMBERSOME RENDERING of the Jules Verne epic in earnest animated form
BANKROLLED BY 20th Century Fox, this forerunner of the self-same's HOUSE OF HORROR made-for-telly tall tales had the works.
BBC2 'POP' MUSIC extravaganza helmed by MAGENTA DEVINE
"HELLO THERE" quoth LORD DAVID JACOBS
UNLIKE DR WHO, was not the name of the person as well as the programme.
2D STOP-FRAME minimalist animation five-minuter parked just before HORSE IN THE HOUSE.
CREAKY FLEAPIT of a show utilising old-time Music Hall format to showcase middle-class brats who'd been sent to piano lessons or owned...
HOW WRONG can a title be?