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Film Buff of the Year

ROTTEN CELLULOID anal marathon, summed up in Kenny Everett/Mel Smith spoof. After showing cowboys/Indians battle from some western or other, Ken would ask how many Indians there were in the clip. Mel answers correctly (in the hundreds); part 2 was to name them. Which he did. “All correct, but no points. Because no-one likes a smart arse” quoth Ken. Aye to that.

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  1. THX Kling Klang

    April 1, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    The best reason to tune in to this was the clips they dug out of films you’d never be allowed to stay up and watch. I remember getting terrified at the clip of the transformation scene from An American Werewolf in London – I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Then there was the topless whipping scene from The Wicked Lady (Michael Winner version of course) which was, er, surprising.

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