ROTTEN CELLULOID anal marathon, summed up in Kenny Everett/Mel Smith spoof. After showing cowboys/Indians battle from some western or other, Ken would ask how many Indians there were in the clip. Mel answers correctly (in the hundreds); part 2 was to name them. Which he did. “All correct, but no points. Because no-one likes a smart arse” quoth Ken. Aye to that.