EARTHY ATTEMPT to popularise earthy Professional Northern earthiness
MORE PASTIME hard sell, here taking the shape of a giant castor oil dose of "home activities" comprising gardening, DIY, cooking and...
PYTHON IMPOSTER and ex-Rutle presents ragbag of self-penned songs
ROY KINNEAR again, this time as a professional worrier, hypochondriac and towering bore.
SCHOOLS EFFORT for hard of hearing kids
EXECREABLE ECCENTRIC with show-off retractable limb assortment and punchable face.
"I LIKE IT!"
FRESH FROM ruling the known world BRIAN BLESSED settled his sticky paws upon no less a target than the known universe.
PREPOSTEROUS MAGUFFINISM with the emphasis on guff.
CHIRPY APOCALYPSE CAPERS
BETTER EFFORT, this time with PIP DONAGHY as the unseen psycho.
WAFER-THIN (APPROPRIATELY) Wells-baiting update
INEVITABLE ROLE-REVERSAL spin
PETER BOWLES, playing himself, retires to the rural west coast of Ireland.
PERRY MASON fancies a bit of a rest and decides to serve out the rest of his 'tec tenure in a mobile...
KEITH CHATFIELD'S JACKANORIED tales of the escapades of children Sally and Andrew Martin and a magical, talking panda
SIMPERING SITCOMMERY involving a single studio set standing in for the entire British World War Two Indian subcontinent campaign and two million...
PETER TILBURY, pen merchant of SHELLEY, steps in front of the camera to do his own words
PRE-LARRY SANDERS pissabout for the eponymous moocher.
DES LYNAM extended the eponymous salutation to a parade of rum and rusty small screen relics
UMPTEENTH BOTTOM-OF-THE-BARREL business
SCOUSE-SCHLEPPED Saturday morning contradiction in terms.
POST-WOGAN WHIMSY with made-to-measure wiseguy kid
"THERE HE is, look!"
RAMSHACKLE READING-IS-FUN RELIC.
LANKY LACONIC Yorkshire yokel gets long-overdue opportunity for his own headlining effort
UNBELIEVABLY TARDY travails of cut-out couldn't-be-arsed feline.
TRANSFERRED FROM RADIO (God knows, or cares, where), this plucky and "controversial" show kept the original title, to heartbreakingly ironic effect
TRIPPY TEATIME childfantasy with the eponymous kid taking receipt of a magic rug.
JAMIE (OSMONDS blow-wave and flared turn-ups) and his dog, Wordsworth (Norfolk accent and woolly hat) are tucked in one peaceful suburban night...
POSH FEMALE aristo gets lost in overgrown shrubbery, goes sub-Tarzan native and befriends jaguar called Ghost.
Misguided schedule filling attempt to combine wartime nostalgia with nascent video technology which probably doesn't figure too prominently on GLYNIS BARBER's CV.
HAZEL "A PROBLEM MAN HAD NOT FORESEEN AS YET" O'CONNOR and JESSE "MARRRRCCUUUSSSSSSS!" BIRDSALL hang out down eponymous local discotheque
LONG-BANISHED LIVE action effort from the house of Filmation
SPLENETIC CARTOONERY involving another space blerk
YET MORE animated antics, this time featuring an all-American girl band fronted by Jenna who'd be transformed via holograph-projecting earrings into the...
GOSPEL ACCORDING To Lord Lew.
RAUCOUS BUG-EYED rompery of the fourth dimension.
ELEPHANTINE RAMBLE around the Raj
TOP DRAWER CLIVE DOIG-ery combining crossword-style quizzing with patented VISION ON pissing about.
NOWT TO do with the above
DEEPLY IRRITATING animated aerial antipathy
WATCH WITH MOTHER segment similar in style to MARY, MUNGO AND MIDGE concerning self-same kid whose father ran a roadside transport cafe.
CEREBRAL DOWNER after the Supermarionation splendour of CAPTAIN SCARLET.
THAT'S JOHN CRAVEN'S Newsround. Not the parade of non-threatening blandalikes in trendy haircuts who came afterwards.
SITCOM COMMANDMENT #1: never put PETER EGAN in a situation where he cannot behave like a cad.
A MACHINE that told jokes. Old jokes. For kids.
"PEOPLE SAY the funniest things!" out-and-aboutfest in the style of THAT'S LIFE! and GAME FOR A LAUGH.
BARRY CRYER (with black hair!) fronted this spontaneous (in the same way that HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU is spontaneous) gagfest
"MY MOTHER..." "Who's a nurse!"