ANTISOCIALLY-TIMED SATURDAY morning child rambunctions
RAKISH RELIGIOUS saccharine for kids bundled out against THIS IS THE DAY on the other side.
WELCOME READER, bold but fair/in search of truths about KNIGHTMARE
Just in time for the arrival of autumn and Mr Kipling's season of mellow fruit pies, TV Cream's Summer Scene is here....
TV Cream's Summer Scene is dangerously close to actually being finished, which is just as well seeing as summer is doing the...
PE COMPETITION overseen by stern-but-fair RON PICKERING and the noisiest thing ever on children's television.
INSIPID CARDBOARD jungle-set mincing with the rotund campmeister’s rotund campmeister, CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS. The actual content is thankfully lost in the mists of...
BLATANT NUDGE-NUDGE TITLE belied boring content
HARD-UP AUNTIE resorts to slapping on another shitty import to eat up expensive airtime on hot August mornings, when no-one will be...
EARLY SIGHTING of Professor Phil Redmond's obsession with Telling It How It Is
VERY EIGHTIES kidsters Saturday morning miscellany
WORTHISOME GOOD-FOR-YOU children's butterfly-chasing bonanza.
ANOTHER EUSTON Road kidcom try-out which ended up going to the distance.
ANOTHER SUMMER filler between the delirious dentures of TISWAS.
WOO! PUBLIC access!
CONTEMPORARY CHART action (Kajagoogoo, Belle Stars, Cyndi Lauper) gets radical re-interpretation by under-tens
FULL TITLE was, as everyone knows, the unfortunately ironic "Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set And Go Out And...
POST-MAGPIE BUBBLE-PERMED Leo Sayeralike MICK ROBERTSON found himself fronting this Friday evening activity magazine
SLEEPY WESTCOUNTRY-ONLY hour-long replacement for TISWAS
WAS THERE NO WAY to keep the lesser talented Oddie off the screen in the mid-80s? No.
FLIMSY FAMOUS FIVERY on a London bus
DAVID "RAPIDLY LOSING HIS KID LICENCE" JENSEN hosted this bizarre geographical quiz from atop a crane-mounted armchair which floated over the studio,...
NOTICE HOW all these "YOU..." shows have bloody exclamation marks in.
RUEFULLY RECALLED by many a kid as the first long-term replacement (see just about anything beginning with the word "Saturday" and FUN...
WATCH WITH MOTHER segment similar in style to MARY, MUNGO AND MIDGE concerning self-same kid whose father ran a roadside transport cafe.
"NOBODY" WAS the eponymous spook in this, ITV's proto-RENTAGHOST palaver.
ROTTEN SATURDAY rowdy runtathon and brief regional replacement for the "irresponsible" TISWAS
KIDS' SPINOFF from CRANE featuring SAM KYDD as the titular blarney-peddling hoodlum-pounding scruff.
BILL ODDIE again.
THOSE DEPENDABLE boys down at Euston Road had two pops at this
EARTHY ATTEMPT to popularise earthy Professional Northern earthiness
WEIRD SPEEDWAY freakery for kids done in a SWEENEY style but with PETER DUNCAN as the lead.
ORIGIN UNCERTAIN for this bunch of tales involving crime-cracking youths
"MUM! THERE'S a gyppo on the telly!"
REDOUBTABLE KIDS sitcom from the keep-smiling-through school of jokery.
JAMES HAZELDINE gets placed in charge of various delinquents.
UNCLE PETER PURVES and his brainbox mate JACK STITES narrate junior motorcross time trial competitons on the muddiest courses in the land.
ONE OF the lamest ideas for a kids' show before Dick and Dom revived ASK THE FAMILY.
SCOUSE-SCHLEPPED Saturday morning contradiction in terms.