HIGH-FALUTIN' MACHINE-TOOTLIN' tribute to that most ubiquitous of 1960s freestanding studio sets, the Government Research Laboratory.
LESBIONIC BIKER gang hold up a wedding ceremony, then turn up in 1700s period costume to do an opera.
OIK'S DRAMA set in local kids radio station called Radio Phoenix and written in part by FRENCH and SAUNDERS.
CRAVAT-SPORTING CREEPERY of the yowser roisterer shafer-me-lad kind.
EARDRUM-BATTERING COMEDY OF the working class woman from RONALDs WOLFE and CHESNEY.
LITTLE-SEEN AND less-remembered stop motion toy triviality.
MUCH LIKE the above, except with scores of 'em instead of the one.
WRETCHED WITLESS whimsical game show boasting a triumvirate the like of which could only have been dreamt of
MEDIOCRE STUDENT T-shirt industry.
DOES THE name BABCOCK POWER CONSTRUCTION ring a bell?
ACE DEAD detective capery with KENNETH COPE Rentaghosting about in a Martin Bell suit, and the hapless MIKE PRATT as his earthbound...
ORDINARY BLOKE (GLYN OWEN) gets coerced into working for sinister baldy with steel-rimmed specs (PHILIP STONE) whose boss is GERALD "KAMELION" FLOOD.
FRITTERSOME FIVE-MINUTER about a group of rats living in the skirting board
ALL YOUR usual HTV nonsense
DEFINITIVE TAKE on the telly Western
COMMERCIAL CHIP off the CHEGGERS block.
WHAT RICHARD O'SULLIVAN was to Friday night telly in the 80s.
FORMER TOMORROW'S WORLDLING MICHAEL "SCREEN TEST" RODD defected to link up with SUE JAY to front ITV's typically flashier rival pop science...
LONG-RUNNING PROMOTIONAL campaign for the Guinness family and, for most of its existence, the only place you'd see 80-year-olds on children's telly.
OVERLIT OVERLOUD American kidaventures starring five urban under-12s who separated out into the usual archetypes
TRUE-LIFE ESPIONAGE yarn adapted for the small screen by masterful TROY "EDGE OF..." KENNEDY MARTIN.
HIRSUTE NON-HYSTERICS from MATTHEW KELLY
DITZY WOMAN names detective agency after a bloke that doesn't exist
DALLAS FOR primary schools, in that it ran and ran and ran, everybody ended up bored with it, nobody could remember why...
HANNA AND BARBERA venture into live action, but this appalling Antipodean Dynasty rip-off was no Banana Splits.
GLAM SVENGALI MICKIE MOST produced this punk-pop show, notably fronted by a (as usual) glum bastard PETER COOK laughably pretending to be...
IN THE tradition of THE PLANK, this was also written and directed by the redoubtable ERIC SYKES.
NOW THERE'S a title to toy with.
RUN-OF-THE-MILL CIRCUS clownery with veteran wig-side-flap-raiser CHARLIE CAIROLI
FETED - AND ultimately fated - come-and-have-a-go drop-in centre for viewers seeking to take programme-makers "to task".
DIANE KEEN and MARTIN JARVIS are a clean-cut coupla young aw-gee-shucks-now lovebirds for whom nuptials are on the cards
BONKERS CRIME serial featuring Quick Yankee Ted McKeever (LARRY PENNELL) and Slow Southerner Jim Buckley (KEN CURTIS)
PALIN-JONES BRAINSTORMERY brilliance.
THAT KNACKERED-SOUNDING piano theme was your welcome
JOHN GODBER penned this adaptation of one of his "hilarious" Hull Truck Company stage plays, Bouncers.
ABSOLUTE premier division fuck-wittery
CAR MAINTENANCE series set in what was supposedly a (curiously studio-like) garage.
BOB "RENTAGHOST" BLOCK-scripted sci-fi weirdoid adventures of Robert Sommerby (JOHN CLIVE), a James Burke type bloke with frizzy hair, who built robots
NOTTINGHAMSHIRE NONNIER jazzed up with "mystical" overtones.
RICHARD "BEANS! Beans! Chunky chicken!" O'SULLIVAN gets bored of lying ABOUT THE HOUSE and opens a restaurant with TESSA WYATT.
ENDLESS FRENCH cartoon, often found filling in summer weekday mornings
ALARMING SPIN-OFF of The Three Stooges
TONSIL-TRILLING "EXPOSE" of the music business following the fortunes of girl band (sorry, it's the 70s - "group") The Little Ladies.
SO HOW many young careers of the time staked their hopes on this thrown-together educational band?
OR SIT IN sour-faced sod-it silence.
PREEMPTING THE keenness of all VT editors to stick a pumping soundtrack of the day behind anything recorded, albeit in a more...
FUTURISTIC CARTOON CAPERS relocating the Robin Hood legend lock, stock and barrel into some bizarre world where everyone wears jet packs and...
BILL-BAITING FRIDAY night coppering, focusing on seven wet-behind-the-ears trainee detectives