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River, The

BLIMEY. ABSOLUTE premier division fuck-wittery chronicling life in make believe rural fleapit Chumley-on-the-Water and starring a permanently winded DAVID ESSEX as lairy lock-keeper Davey Jackson. Here was a frightening glimpse into the wanky future worlds so beloved of RICHARD “TWAT” CURTIS, peopled by tanked landlords, raging crones, naive waifs and lecherous sloanes. You watched, but only cos you were waiting to see Dave fall in.

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