Chris, Craig and Jack are back to round off your, undoubtedly over commercialised Halloween festivities, with Jack Rolfe from Howard’s Way yelling...
Chris, Craig and Jack alight upon the oeuvre of Vincent Price, via the incomparable “Theater (although we insist upon spelling it...
After a short break Chris, Craig and Jack are back Back BACK. And what better way to celebrate than anything other than...
It’s Halloween and to prove it, here’s an amazing illustration of the Creamguide (Films) Three drawn by the inestimable Daniel Cunningham. The...
Are you afraid to face Chris, Craig and Jack, David? Never invite Creamguide (Films) into your home, or else you will get...
After a seven month gap, during which John Tovey died, but little else of significance occurred, Chris, Craig and Jack are back...
The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack are joined by no one, but do welcome a new scriptwriter for Craig’s lines....
The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack is joined by actual lady, Rose, to drill into the exact definition of the...
The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack is joined by Aliens in the Family expert, Martin, for a right old chat...
Welcome to 2018, with the first official release from Creamguide Films (Commentaries). The trio convene to assess Terry Gilliam’s best film (FACT)...
Diamond and Williams (and Kibble-White) have been assigned. Yes our very own triumverate of transuranic heavy elements who may not be amused...
It’s the third and final part of our Halloween portmanteau, and this time one of the Simons from Simon and Simon is...
It’s the second commentary in our Halloween triple-bill, and this time our trio of horror fiends alight upon Amicus’ portmanteau masterpiece. It’s...
Creamguide (Films) is back for Halloween with a triple bill of films hand-picked by Craig and Chris to put the right shiters up...
Creamguide (Films) Celebrates 20 years of TV Cream with a special commentary on Alf’s Button Afloat, but then accidentally deletes it. So,...
Recorded on the evening of Monday 22 May, here’s our unintentional, but nonetheless fulsome, tribute to the mighty Sir Roger Moore. We’ve added a...
By the finest scissors in all of Aragon, the Creamguide (Films) Commentary team go Bakshi insane with a detailed (and we do...
Here they are, born to be kings – it’s Chris, Craig and – to a fuller extent – Jack, to discuss what...
Flash, Flash we love you, but we only have 1 hour 45 minutes and eight seconds to wax lyrical about this stupendous...
Chris, Craig and Jack hove into 2017 with a sideways look at an early 1980s classic. Yet to be honoured with a...
Huzzah it’s almost Christmas and the three wise men of Creamguide(Films) have travelled the Internet far and wide to alight on a...
Chris, Craig and Jack team up with pals on the Internet to closely dissect the third entry into THE OMEN canon. As...
Chris, Craig and Jack team up with special guest, Rose to fearlessly analyse the second entrant into THE OMEN canon. Includes gratutious...
Chris, Craig and Jack team up with special guests, Sharon and What We Just Watched’s very own Graham (it’s like The All-Star...
Chris, Craig and Jack settle in to enjoy the *best horror film ever made with the best songs ever in a film*...
Chris, Craig and Jack revisit the best film Bill Forsyth never made as Restless Natives hoves into view on the big telly....
Come with us, why don’t you? As Chris, Craig and Jack once again team up with special guest, comic book superstar Mark Millar,...
It’s double trouble this time as Chris, Craig and Jack visit all the places Michael Winner had mates who let him film...
Ever said ‘films ain’t what they used to be’? Well, here’s proof! John Chris, Craig and Jack as they suffer through the...
Hiya pals! It’s the second part of our 1982 scary double as Chris, Craig and Jack dive into George the Aero’s excellent...
And we’re back in the room! Be afraid, be very afraid. On the Internet, no one can hear you scream. Anyway, come...
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES dives back 25 years to Kinnock’s Britain with the searing indictment of casual suits that is Bleasdale’s seminal G.B.H. It’s...
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES is back! Back! BACK! And it’s about fucking time too. Join Chris, Craig and Jack in an adventure in Rosemary...
Run for the hills! No, it’s not a callback to Grant Brady ‘hair like a lady’; it’s the second part of the...
Creamguide(Films) rockets (!) back…to the future! with the very singularity of puzzlingly shit disaster epics: 1998’s DEEP IMPACT. Help Craig and Jack...
Grab your giant carrot and take to the TISWAS stage as Chris, Craig, Jack and the Easter bonnet herself Rose sit trembling...
Come with TVC… and you’ll be… in a world of imaginative swearing! Join Chris, Craig, Jack as they discuss the massively popular...
It’s not Holyrood, it’s Hollywood! Yes, the desperately threadbare run of the mill humdrum team of Chris, Craig and Jack are joined...
What links Superman and Strathclyde Regional Council? Why, it’s the latest CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARY! This time it’s prime Cannon-fodder Salkind-lite utter shite SUPERMAN...
Creamguide(Films) is back! Back! BACK! for 2016 with a request from Robert Gillespie’s puppet lion – Disney’s live-action frippery from 1981: CONDORMAN....
It’s CHRISTMAS! And here to tap and unwrap is the final instalment of Chris, Craig and Jack talking a load of hoary...
It’s the second part of three of six covering three and four with five and six to come in three. Once again...
It’s nearly Christmas! Count down the days to the Creamguide Double Issue with Creamguide(Films) in the varying heights and shapes of Chris,...
Come back to the ’80s with Chris, Craig and Jack as they watch Tobe Hooper’s splendid dance of the space vampires LIFEFORCE....
To Creamguide(Films) would go, must choose above, between, below. Join Chris, Craig and Proper Fan Jack as they wallow in the majesty...
It’s time to go back into space for an interstellar adventure – but unfortunately not INTERSTELLAR- with Creamguide(Films) as Chris, Craig and...
Back with even more shouting and in-jokes – and taking combination swearing to dangerous new levels – join Chris, Craig, Martin, Jack...
It’s time! IT’S TIME KIDS! Creamguide(Films) does Hallowe’en but doesn’t ‘do’ Halloween. Instead Chris, Craig and Jack have been watching, commenting on...
Creamguide(Films): Rise of the Robots! It’s another instalment of swearing and getting Roshan Seth’s name wrong as Chris, Craig and Allan watch...
Creamguide(Films) is back! Back! BACK! No longer confined to print – finding new ways to write different things about Day of the...
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