“NOBODY” WAS the eponymous spook in this, ITV’s proto-RENTAGHOST palaver. Contemporary family move into “Cornerstones”, a house that sits on the site of a Victorian workhouse, and rouse the spirit of an orphan ragamuffin who died there. Only the kids, Gillian and Tom, get to see him, of course. Much amusement deriving from scripted misunderstandings, no doubt (“Nobody’s there”, “Nobody’s hungry”, “Nobody’s watching ITV”, etc.) and strange behaviour of inanimate Chromakey-powered objects when troublemaking ghosts drop by. Ended with the exorcism of one such sinister spectre, Silver Ned. Mainly remembered for the way in which Nobody (KEVIN MORETON) appeared or disappeared, pulling on his ragged necktie. Which is totally different from holding your nose and jumping, isn’t it?