BONKERS FRENCH space cartoon seen briefly on holiday weekdays
THE BAY CITY ROLLERS Show.
FEMALE VENTRILOQUIST no longer with us who garned her own variety specials on the strength of the over-cute Lamp Chop
YET ANOTHER wretched mid-80s sitcom with woeful sit and even worse com.
FORGOTTEN SITCOMMAGE with DAVID "LUCKY FELLER" JASON
ULTIMATE ABOUT-NOTHING British sitcom
ALL-ENGLISH-LIFE IS here Sunday night village affair
DOE-EYED POST-WAR bittersweet comdram
CRAPLY ANIMATED capers of footwear with predictable personalities
THIS IS more like it.
IT WAS the moment that changed British TV comedy forever: 10pm, February 24th 1956, when Associated-Rediffusion, in all their independent majesty, let...
AFFABLE, NOTHING-TOO-COMPLEX popular science effort
WRETCHED SMALL-SCREEN half-sibling of HEIDI.
ONLY A few episodes of this son-and-dad reunioncom wankery were shown over here, usually just after Children's ITV had finished.
LIKE THE above, ubiquitous for a while over there, rarely glimpsed if at all over here.
ONE OF those not-quite-toddler, not-quite-teenager programmes you'd get in the 4.20pm slot.
BOG-STANDARD CARTOON kid makes with the "special" chalk to create a magical black-background world of his own.
IT'S THE FALKSTER again
MILTON KEYNES-BAITING drama about a new town which controls its citizens via a bizarre daily soap.
THE PINNACLE of Potterism.
UBIQUITOUSLY HALF-REMEMBERED dubbed film
QUARTET OF big-haired, big-suited losers meet in none-more-late-80s "sit" venue of a singles bar and proceed to chase each other's affections in...
PETER DAVIDSON puts on a northern accent and lives in a houseboat for this on-a-budget sitcommery shown at the very same time...
JAUNTY MEDIEVAL goings-on from the CAPTAIN PUGWASH stable of slaked cut-out capers.
LEGENDARY UNSALVAGEABLE sitcom disaster which for a long time held the record for fastest "schedule shunt": from 7pm on a Friday for...
HOMESPUN SUB-SPINNERS folkie quartet THE HOUGHTON WEAVERS in matching home-knit and beards
EPITOME OF CHEAPO look-at-this pointy telly.
ABSOLUTELY SOD-ALL to do with Pete Murray
GENTLEMEN, WE have the technology. We can rebuild him.
ASPEL-HELMED LONDON-ONLY weekend-starting magazine
KEITH MITCHELL romps and bollocks his way through Renaissance England
59 AND a half minutes too long, more like.
SNOW-SKIMMING flag-slaloming Alpine ITC misfire landing on Saturday afternoons like Eddie The Eagle Edwards after a particularly clip show come-hithering jump. Steve ‘Son...
FREAKO OLD maid duo host teach-yourself silent communication class by turning the sound off and saying things.
AUSTRALIA'S MOST exported show (to 128 countries at last count).
DAVID BOWIE'S COKE-ADDLED mid '70s phase influenced many areas of popular culture, though perhaps the most unexpected change was wrought on the...
SMALL SCREEN equivalent of the Galapagos Island tortoise.
ROTTEN PLAYTHING cooked up by HUGHIE GREENE as a replacement for DOUBLE YOUR MONEY
IN THE near-ish future everyone under five foot high is hunted down, for satirical comedy purposes.
THE DEPTHS to which mankind can sink was effectively summed up in this schmaltzcom
KIDS COMEDY vehicle for once-loved bowler-hatted weirdo FREDDIE "PARROT FACE" DAVIES
MOONLIGHTING FROM pulling rubbery faces and dressing up as comedy punks on NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS, MEL SMITH did this uncomfortable...
NOT MUCH to add about this twiddly blue gnome franchise
RETROSPECTIVELY REVERED northerly proto-punk music and "lifestyle" rabbleathon
THE SO YOU THINK... format had been running on and off (mostly off) on the Beeb since 1965's So You Think You...
NOISY SHOUTY roustabout ostensibly cocking a "snook" at "teacher" but in reality a lazily-themed kids' gameshow ripping off CRACKERJACK
RICH FAMILY/POOR family satirecom
STARCHED SPIN-OFF of Z CARS
NINE-PART ADAPTATION by David Line of his best-selling children's thriller.