GENTLEMEN, WE have the technology. We can rebuild him. Semi-legendary exploits of test pilot plane-crash-addled astronaut Steve Austin (LEE “FALL GUY” MAJORS) rebuilt by government with limbs, brain, heart, eyes with little crosshairs on them etc. Much slo-mo fighting, bending steel doors and lifting cars, all accompanied by that “cling-ing-ing-ing-ing” noise. RICHARD ANDERSON was his sort-of boss Oscar Goldman. And the surgeon’s name was playground-titter-inducing Rudy. Later came a BIONIC WOMAN, boy, dog and seven million dollar man to boot.