THIS BILLING, should you choose to accept it, contains gags only marginally less predictable than the entire sum of this well-worn, endlessly re-spun kitschathon, and accordingly will self-destruct in the time it takes to list the principal protagonists who seemed perpetually adept at persuading East European government security guards that they really were just a bunch of contract cleaners in overalls: PETER “AIRPLANE” GRAVES, MARTIN “SPACE 1999” LANDAU, BARBARA “SPACE 1999 AS WELL” BAIN, GREG MORRIS, STEVEN HILL, BOB “VOICE ON TAPE” JOHNSON and LEONARD “CENSORS INDICATE” NIMOY.
