UPPER CLASS FOX with a human voice insults well-known BBC face, takes the piss out of world famous celebrities, blows up some sticks of pretend dynamite, introduces latest hit parade offering from The Shadows/Paul Nicholas/Elaine Paige, then repeatedly interrupts well-known BBC face trying to read an adventure story “until next week’s exciting instalment”. Established rakish credentials under tutelage of handkerchief-tampering sorceror DAVID NIXON before graduating to own variety show with co-host RODNEY BEWES. Successive “Misters”, in chronological and descending-greatness order, were DEREK FOWLDS, ROY NORTH, HOWARD WILLIAMS and BILLY BOYLE. Plenty of memorable tomfoolery with the likes of TERRY WOGAN and INSTANT SUNSHINE kept 1970s ticking over, while perennial invocation of “Dirty Gerty from number thirty” jostled for ubiquity with cries of “Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!” getting increasingly slower. Voice and hand of IVAN OWEN. Latterly revived in 2002 with the wrong a) face b) voice c) format (a sitcom!), but nobody was watching so it didn’t matter. Boom boom.