EXTREMELY ROTTEN ITV sitcom that managed to stink up the schedules for four years.
THE MAN as far as TV science is concerned
GOSPEL ACCORDING To Lord Lew.
"GENTLEMAN, YOU are about to enter the most fascinating sphere of police work."
"PLEASE, LET us have no racialism!"
SUPERLATIVE GREY CELLS weeknight workout, hosted by the unflappable Uncle GORDON BURNS in a quest to find "the UK's superperson".
HOMELY BROOD OF northern-accented pompoms
CRAVAT-SPORTING CREEPERY of the yowser roisterer shafer-me-lad kind.
STIRRING TREMBLE-LIPPED stoicism from the Second World War
QUEASY VICTORIAN anthropomorbidity-fest
THAT OLD "successful corporate banker from the city (ROLAND HINES) who packs up and moves to the English countryside with his brother...
ULTRA-VIOLENT SWEENEY-LITE copperama binned by the Beeb when it proved too much for the public to stomach.
WHO ORDERED the embarrassing uncle?
BRIEF BUT BRILLIANT comdram
A POST-MAGPIE TONY BASTABLE hitched up with JOAN SHENTON to front this "prices"-obsessed, stagflation-busting daytime personal financathon
ORPHANED TYKE Lucas Bell (posh, of course) is watched over by bombastic guardian Sir Randolph Oakapple.
SHHHHH! THERE'S an unmarried mother on the telly!
SIX SERVINGS of ALAN PLATER.
BLUFF COVE and Professional Yorkshireman GEOFFREY SMITH is your Geoff Boycott of the allotment
FREELOADING HACK JOHN ALDERTON makes his way around London society with the inevitable oooh, crikey-type situations
ANOTHER SIGHTING of a tinker on the telly (see KIZZY)
ROARING TWENTIES flapper and all-round femme fatale Lydia (MEL MARTIN) moves from man to man in this furious adaptation of the H...
EEKING OUT the GOOD LIFE formula to its ultimate conclusion
Kids drama involving a posh girl in a large mansion where shenanigans are going down.
TIM "SON OF EDWARD" WOODWARD and NICHOLAS "BROTHER OF GEMMA" JONES lead dull canter through life in the Royal Flying Corps during...
HOORAY! AFTER a long long wait, we've finally reached another Beeb Mediterranean thriller from the late 1970s
"DO NOT follow me. I am going to the main airlock."
BIZARRO BERMUDA Triangle adventures with a shipwrecked crew in the aforementioned polygon
EXCEPT IT was mostly the Hardy Boys who appeared after those odd close-up-of-manhole-cover titles.
MAMMOTH NIXON rehashing, with JASON ROBARDS as the crooked nutter Richard Monckton (names changed for legal purposes)
STEAM ENGINE stoics down Wessex way
FRIDAY EVENING serial soaper set in the high-ranking executive world - a sort of BROTHERS shifted up half a class.
ROY KINNEAR does befuddled barber.
MORE CHROMAKEYED black velvet marionettage for summer holiday mornings
PIDDLING TITFER scripted by the Esmonde-Larbey GOOD LIFE dream team had RICHARD BRIERS and MICHAEL GAMBON
WEIRD SPEEDWAY freakery for kids done in a SWEENEY style but with PETER DUNCAN as the lead.
UTTERLY BAFFLING childathon charting the fortunes of boring posh teenager.
INEVITABLE YET ill-advised spin-off from BEWITCHED.
THANKFULLY FORGOTTEN but still rotten comedy
BLUSTERING PERIOD ROMP based on school library staple.
ANOTHER OF those cartoon double-bill "sandwiches" that spread like, indeed, nits during the 1970s.
ONE-OFF PRETEND conspiracy documentary about the supposed disappearance of super-intelligent citizens.