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Get it Together!

WHO ORDERED the embarrassing uncle? Two small teas and a round of post-BASIL BRUSH ignominy for sometime Owenite stooge “MISTER” ROY NORTH, thanks to this dire pop show misfire featuring insipid guests of the sub-Rollers likes of Our Kid and Lieutenant Pigeon doing grinny mimes to unamused children in T-shirts. By way of an encore, Roy himself would step up to the mike to deliver, PETER GLAZE-esque, a strangulated rendition of a hit parade disc in his own, inimitable style.



  1. Paul

    September 28, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Roy referred to songs he liked as ‘chunky’ and thought that was a dead clever catch-phrase. It wasn’t.

  2. julie

    August 7, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    used to practically used to wet myself laughing at roy trying to sing, dismal!

  3. Arthur Nibble

    August 7, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    Who could forget Mister Roy’s attempt at that modern classic, Splish Splash?

  4. Dave in Dover

    June 5, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    This just showed how clever Basil Brush was……Roy was nothing without him.
    Just remember North you’re not bigger than the show.

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