DREARY CORNISH period yarn charting the dreary fortunes of the titular army captain watching over his dreary Cornish estate at the end of the 18th century. ROBIN ELLIS was your chief pasty. JILL TOWNSEND, RALPH BATES, CLIVE FRANCIS and ANGHARAD “GOT ME ON MORECAMBE AND WISE” REES kissed hands and grimaced politely from afar. Much trouble afoot in t’local tin mine/hostelry/smugglers’ cove from, well, tin miners, hosteliers and smugglers. CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS played himself playing the camp local vicar.