WHO IS THIS SUPER HERO? Sarge (voice of JOE E. “RITZIG” ROSS)? No. Rosemary the telephone operator? No. Penry (Pooch), the mild-mannered janitor? “Could be…” Cue Will and Joe at the peak of their powers with – yikes – a blaxploitation piss-take involving dog Penry (voiced by SCATMAN CROTHERS) jumping into a filing cabinet to change into robes, then via ironing board and skip into bizarre pseudo-Chinese “car that just won’t stop” which, at the bash of a gong, turned into a crap helicopter which drilled itself into the ground. Real (unsung) hero was stripy cat Spot, who trailed him and did all the proper work. Trademark H-B gimmickry present and perfectly correct: weird semi-regular all-black villain the Shadow; comic bookend scenes with the Sarge and “Rose-mare”; and the ever-useless Hong Kong Book of Kung-Fu. Theme tune with proto-rap was one of the best. Nice work, lads. A number one super guy. Quicker than the human eye.