KIDS SLAPSTICK teatime affair dispatching eponymous quack DEREK ROYLE into a tarantella of tedious Frank Spencer-esque scrapes, usually part-contrived by assistant JACKI PIPER, who regenerated mid-series into WENDY RICHARD, who regenerated between series into PAT COOMBS, to ever increasing indifference.
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