THE HORROR. Yet more mangy mutts from Hanna-Barbera’s lost weekend that was the mid-70s. Here we have three bears in a zoo, to wit : Hair (blonde afro, sub-BILKO voice), Square (big, deep voice, Kangol hat) and Booby bear (short, hat again, sub-Stanley Unwin gibberish talk). Trio would repeatedly sneak out to “have fun”, much to the chagrin of zoo owner Mr (Eustace P.) Peevley and his fat idiot assistant Botch (voiced by JOE “OOH! OOH!” E. ROSS of BILKO fame, but also [cref 2791 HONG KONG PHOOEY]). Usual H-B obsession with gimmicks: luxurious bears cave, with beds, fridge, TV etc. all folded into the walls at the first sign of the keepers. Uber-alarmist sentiments of programme title resoundingly not borne out by decidedly non-menacing aspects of featured critters.