(As opposed to 100 people on Twitter who are famous but who have absolutely nothing interesting to say, or famous people who have nothing interesting to say recommending other famous people who also have nothing interesting to say.)
The voyages of an erstwhile 10 shillings through the fiduciary arteries of Great Britain.
2. A comma
How to deploy the world’s second most-ubiquitous punctuation point.
4. The moon
Everyone’s favourite one-sided dairy-based satellite.
Photos from the same seating facility on the same platform, every day.
Real-time updates on the bloodiest conflict in global history.
Everyone has to go sometimes. He usually goes during the adverts.
Dour dispatches from one of the planet’s greatest buildings.
9. Adrian Mole
What Aidy is up to 30 years ago today.
Give me numbers.
Low German Bight 1007 and Biscay 1013 losing their identities by 0600 tomorrow.
Watching you, watching it, watching you, watching it.
Watching us, watching it, watching you, watching out.
14. The BBC archive
Chris Serle’s sometime stamping ground.
REAL tweets from the REAL creature at the REAL heart of the coalition.
16. Big Ben
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG.
17. Samuel Pepys
Comes to me Mr. Evelyn of Deptford, a good man; who is grieved for the times, and our ruin approaching.
Indispensable gobbets of TOTP archivery.
19. Philip Larkin
It pleases him to stand in silence here.
Putting the world to writes [sic].