BILL-BAITING FRIDAY night coppering, focusing on seven wet-behind-the-ears trainee detectives
COLOSSUS OF small screen blue light institutions
"I SOMETIMES hate this bastard place."
EVER-RELIABLE COURTROOM sparring from JOHN MORTIMER
ROTTEN PANTOMIMESQUE female lag epic
PYRO PUDDLE-SPLASHING, cardboard box-barging, "cover me!"-shouting, gun-held-with-both-hands, barrel-up-nose-having adventures
THIS IS more like it.
ONE OF YOUR MORE credible off-school-with-the-Lucozade viewing options.
TOUGH-NOSED, HARD-PERMED, tight-trousered cop shop series which graduated from studio-bound videotaped vaudeville to all-on-film out-and-out shouting.
OBSCURE CHARACTER study with BRIAN "WYATT'S WATCHDOGS" WILDE.
CUE THE pigeons.
ULTRA-VIOLENT BLOODFEST following exploits of titular ex-con porn peddler
SHORT-ARSED SNIVELLING baldie Turtle (JOHN LANDRY) is the brains of a petty crime partnership
ULTRA-VIOLENT SWEENEY-LITE copperama binned by the Beeb when it proved too much for the public to stomach.
IFFY EEKING out of the last scraps of PORRIDGE
JACK WARNER singlehandedly rids England of all known criminals.
THE RETURN of the inhaler-wielding, glove-toting, Shakespeare-spouting fop DCI George Bulman, still played by DON HENDERSON.
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