MUSTY MAN ALIVERY with a doff of a whimsy-sized hat to ABOUT BRITAIN.
JEREMY ISAACS'S favourite ever Channel 4 programme: fact!
TO BE FRANK, after ROOBARB and NOAH AND NELLY a bit of a comedown from the Godfrey studio.
TITULAR INSTRUCTION obeyed to the letter by kids the country over as soon as they got whiff of this noneducating small tottery
EARLY SUNDAY morning Christathon where audience were invited to join in, but only if equipped with "a bible, some bread, and a...
NIFTY NATURALIST endeavour
HUGE FUCK-OFF grizzly "befriends" chipmunk-faced son
NORTH WEST-ONLY business-oriented "gameshow" made by Granada in the 80s and therefore, as dictated by the Broadcasting Act, presented by TONY WILSON.
EDUCATIONAL SERIES featuring a talking, poorly-operated puppet skeleton
WORKMANLIKE DOCO following exploits of several RAF recruits, plucked from daily life just like you and me.
NOOOO! YOU don't want to give something that's supposed to be a far more sleek and with-it rival to Ceefax a name...
CARTOON CONFUSION about a wizard in charge of titular rock which controls children's dreams.
SMOOTH-TONGUED SORCERESS sat about chanting while "Broom" did domestic chores and "Black Cat" grudgingly supplied endless whiskers for making spells.
SPLENETIC CARTOONERY involving another space blerk
DEFECTING TO ITV in hope of big money, or at least better guests than Our Kid, the fractious fox instead found himself...
STOP THAT sniggering.
CUT-OUT ANIMATION beloved of lunchtime schedulers
CANADIAN SOAPERY that became a regular Children's BBC post-school distraction.
UNCLE PETER PURVES and his brainbox mate JACK STITES narrate junior motorcross time trial competitons on the muddiest courses in the land.
EDUCATIONAL KIDS' pot pourri
AS KICK START was to junior motorcycling, so PADDLES UP was to canoeing.
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