FULL TITLE was, as everyone knows, the unfortunately ironic “Why Don’t You Just Switch Off Your Television Set And Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?” Hit and miss affair wherein a regional gang of stage school brats offered up Things To Do during the summer holidays. The Belfast Gang, The Cardiff Gang, The Geordie Gang…all became legends in their own lunchbreak. Recipe section (e.g. digestive biscuits crumbled up in milk) often an unfortunate metaphor for show as a whole. Tennis-ball-puppet-pops-out-of-box-held-by-hand joke slots jostle in the memory with that of the Dorris, an invisible creature who’d spook the kids at a whirlwind pace. RUSSELL T DAVIES was involved for a while. Can’t you tell?