FAT MAN dons comedy wig/glasses/oversized bowtie while thin man attempts to sing popular song on acoustic guitar. Thin man looks pissed off. Fat man laughs uproariously. Thin man attempts to resume song. Fat man dons second comedy wig/glasses/oversized bowtie while doing the world’s worst impressions. Thin man looks pissed off again. Repeat ad nauseaum for almost 15 fucking years. The Beeb promoted this pair as, if you can believe it, the new MORECAMBE and WISE. Yup, the next new ones since the last ones (see LENNIE AND JERRY above). Amongst Eddie’s armoury of vocalese: Deputy Dawg, Dave off MINDER, Zippy off RAINBOW, Tina Turner. Only decent joke involved litany of impersonations accompanying who’s-this-starting-their-car hand gesture. Original title sequence featured animated versions of the pair parachuting into Television Centre, a bit like that bloke who illegally flew a light aircraft into Red Square. Reception in both cases uncannily similar.