“AS I SAT at my small kitchen table this morning, a thought formed in my mind: what price the peace of one man’s soul?” Infamous Epilogue-esque pontifications that popped up just after mid-morning BBC1 kids programmes delivered by out-of-work thespian types, usually JOSS ACKLAND. Poems, short stories and so forth of an ecclesiastical bent. Taken over by obnoxious stage school kids during summer holidays. Small screen equivalent of Jehovah’s Witnesses rattling at your front door. Go away!