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Five to Eleven

“AS I SAT at my small kitchen table this morning, a thought formed in my mind: what price the peace of one man’s soul?” Infamous Epilogue-esque pontifications that popped up just after mid-morning BBC1 kids programmes delivered by out-of-work thespian types, usually JOSS ACKLAND. Poems, short stories and so forth of an ecclesiastical bent. Taken over by obnoxious stage school kids during summer holidays. Small screen equivalent of Jehovah’s Witnesses rattling at your front door. Go away!



  1. Richard Davies

    August 23, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    I mostly remember the random selection of stock photos used for the titles.

  2. Mick

    March 9, 2014 at 12:58 am

    Well, come on, it made me think. Titles came on, I’d say ‘Right, nearly lunchtime’.

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