ARNIE WIGGINS and a bunch of his urchin mates, soot of cheek and fleet of foot, are taken into the employ of...
TATTY-LOOKING CARTOON Batman spoofola
SHAMEFUL HOLMES-IAN tenth-rate pastiche, set in smog-filled "lawless" Victorian era, with titular sleuth putting his house and the metropolis in order.
DEFINITIVE SMALL-SCREEN sleuthathon saddling JEREMY BRETT, for good or ill (the latter, as it turned out) with the role of a lifetime.
FROM THE crime-addled mind of Lord TED "DIXON OF" WILLIS came this ropey historical number