Now look, the Eurovision Song Contest is a TV programme, not a music competition. A TV programme, right? And that's why TV...
In the brave new enterprising world of 1990s British telly, deregulation-happy ITV companies gallop dizzily down the gangplank into a Europe that's...
FRENCH-DERIVED CARTOON about a bunch of greedy, untidy, irritable geese the Zwas
TYRE-SOME IMPORT (do you see?) drawn in that crappy style of the time whereby everyone had massive eyeballs, triangular mouths and "moved"...
YET ANOTHER Spanish speciality served up over here in something like one thousands parts
WELL-REMEMBERED if pretentiously-titled Gallic historicals.
EXECREABLE ECCENTRIC with show-off retractable limb assortment and punchable face.
"Hey, I've got a great idea for a cartoon! Why not take some old classic book, one that's out of copyright, and...
WILLY FOG might have been testing the limits of literary credibility somewhat
CZECH/BULGARIAN DRAMA defects to the west and gets dubbed for its troubles.
ENDLESS FRENCH cartoon, often found filling in summer weekday mornings
ORIGINAL LIVE ACTION version of this Alpen-yawn business saw eight-year-old Seb tame mysterious beast of the mountains
DISEMBARK, IF you will, upon the verdant shores of Gaul
BUMPTIOUS BELGIUM PRODUCTION
EARLY ENTRY in the endless foreign import animation stable
ONE-HIT WONDER Freddie Mercury rip-off merchant who Steve Wright played to death in early 2007.
FORGET YOUR WILLY FOGG and DOGTANIAN: this was most definitely the right kind of poorly-dubbed European export.
Infamous school holiday-spanning serial of War And Peace proportions
ENDLESSLY REPEATED French animation epic purporting to make plain the workings of the human body through cheery-faced cartoonery.
NOW THIS is what we call obscure.
BONKERS FRENCH space cartoon seen briefly on holiday weekdays
NOT A James Joyce in sight for this dubbed Mediterranean wonder.