Looking for a Michael Crichton adaptation worse than Runaway? Look no further! George Segal is the epileptic computer tec given a brain-mounted microchip in an all-white futuro-hospital in an attempt to control his condition. We won’t reveal the results, but needless to say, the words “amok” and “running” loom large. Expect to see a demented Prince Charles speech appear in the Express the following Tuesday warning of the imminent danger to society of that bloke off The Hot Rock going on sluggishly paced killing sprees, and thinking he needs the loo when he doesn’t really.