Dame Joan Collins as a nun and Richard ‘Medusa’ Burton as a biscuit are the leading lights for this Cinemascope show reel into which the producers helpfully foisted onto the story Creamcast players a-lary including Nicholas ‘morning cock!’ Hannen, Joan ‘excuse me but I’ve left my washing machine on’ Hickson, Ronald ‘Million Pound Note’ Squire, Ronald ‘The Ruling Class’ Adam, Cy ‘Scarlet’ Grant and Basil ’80 Days’ Sydney. All to little effect unfortunately.
