Nearly the last, and almost certainly the least of the ‘Ons (…Columbus, needless to say, doesn’t count at all). Kenneth Connor (Captain S. Melly – oh, do stop it, Aggers!) and Windsor Davies run a handily threadbare army training camp. Patrick ‘Target’ Mower (Sergeant Len Able) and Judy ‘Poldark’ Geeson (Sergeant Tilly Willing) head the shag-happy dorms of enlisted folks. Jack ‘Waaa-hey! Gerroff!’ Douglas is the sole saving grace in this not-even-car-accident-interesting effort, alongside Joan Sims, Melvyn Hayes, Peter Butterworth, Peter Jones, Diane ‘Rag Trade’ Langton and Johnny Briggs.