The gentleman pornographer from the Low Countries. Mention that, despite its overwhelming similarity to a Playstation shoot-’em-up focus-grouped by Norman Tebbit, Starship Troopers is an extremely moral film. Retrospectively praise Showgirls as a ‘schlock masterpiece’, but always with the left eyebrow prominently raised.
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