Sort of like Witness but with a better plot but less soul music, Humphrey Bogart is a priest who appears in a village in China much to the consternation of the copper from the Exorcist and Endora from off of Bewitched (that’s the old telly programme as opposed to the mid-90s girlband that looked like it was made up of teenagers who would have looked more comfortable in the surroundings of the change box at the Waltzers.) Or is he? Is he instead a man with a past who is only pretending to be a priest? Oh-ho! The perfidy of it all! Indeed, for a priest he is strangely attracted to strangely-glamorous-although-flecked-with-horseshit Gene Tierney.