Ralph ‘Dear John’ Bates deflects buxom wench Kate ‘Triangle’ O’Mara’s affections in order to bring a hotpants-clad Dave ‘Green Cross’ Prowse to clumsy life in this hopeless fag-end Hammer rehash, which will entertain no-one except fans of TV Cream running gags, as James “Mr. Tebbs, you know, the short-lived, toupeed Mr Grainger replacement off of Are You Being Served?” Hayter’s also present.
