RADIO STATION in Ohio gets made over as a rock network
PERMANENTLY RAISED eyebrow-enhanced anthology of PG's scribblings
LIVE FROM the verdant pastures of Shepherd's Bush Green
UNDERGROUND, OVERGROUND... and oversold during the seventies, if you ask us.
EDUCATIONAL SERIES featuring a talking, poorly-operated puppet skeleton
ACTUALLY CALLED THE NEW ORIGINAL WONDER WOMAN.
"I DIDN'T realise it at the time, but it was at that moment my relationship with dad changed...utterly."
PRIMARY SCHOOL afternoon maths frolics with Plymouth's finest CHRISTOPHER LILLICRAP
MISERABLE BASTARD MICHAEL PARKINSON of all people did this series about some old-fashioned Yorkshire dog-things called John Wooley, Elton and Gaylord.
BASIC ALPHABET and sentence tuition
HERE'S A weird one.
COMES WITH a faintly ridiculous semi-mystical, hushed tones, doff-your-hat air nowadays
THE QUARTERPIPE! ENDOES!
ITV'S ANSWER to GRANDSTAND, of course.
One of those dreary, '70s-originating annual televised events that somehow forgot to stop happening around 1983.
DAVID "RAPIDLY LOSING HIS KID LICENCE" JENSEN hosted this bizarre geographical quiz from atop a crane-mounted armchair which floated over the studio,...
JON P'TWEE was your thick-but-loveable scarecrow
THAT TELL-TALE exclamation mark heralds another patronising educational strand from the Beeb
UNPRONOUNCEABLE IMPORT sneaked out on Thursday evenings as part of otherwise half-arsed early C4 yoof initiative.
Lame alphabet-oriented word effort with GEORGE MARSHALL.
RATHER SURPRISINGLY well-done cartoon (though very low-fi) series about a Yak and his friend Crow who had various unlikely adventures.
CORRUSCATING COMMONS satirecom
MORE SELF-INDULGENT than LYNN MARSHALL on the subject of "Hatha" yoga.
UBIQUITOUS KIDS' infotainment
GHASTLY ATTEMPT to introduce family comedy to a peaktime Saturday audience
MORE YOUNG persons stuff, this time a string of variety-esque affairs masterminded by ROGER "TOMORROW PEOPLE" PRICE
WOEFUL BARGAIN bin laughless comedy
YET ANOTHER load of You Have Been Watching lummoxery from David Croft
NOTICE HOW all these "YOU..." shows have bloody exclamation marks in.
EXTREMELY ROTTEN ITV sitcom that managed to stink up the schedules for four years.
NOT THAT there was anything very young about them.
TATTIEST, NOISIEST, hammiest and blusteriest thing BBC2 has ever shown.
SPIELBERG to-punch-beating putative Conan Doyle prequel franchise in time-honoured Sunday Classics-aping ITV ‘family drama’ slot, with lanky youngster GUY HENRY doing the...
SOFTLY-SPOKEN SURGEONS inform patients of the intricacies of kidney stone removal before performing the necessary operation and inviting the patient to come...
The Central Junior Television Workshop presents!
LAMENTABLE SEQUEL to ROMANY JONES
COLOSSUS OF small screen blue light institutions
POST-NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE drama, but then they all were then.
THE GENESIS of SWAP SHOP
EDUCATIONAL KIDS' pot pourri
DON'T WORRY, we've nearly finished.
SATURDAY MORNING cartoon linking device featuring a talking pinball machine of that name which played pinball.
ROLLOCKING RESISTANCE capery wherein four French veterans reunite 30 years on to sweep the Riviera streets clean of loitering Nazi war criminality.
SHORT-TROUSERED LOOK-AT-THIS be-caged business
Hawaiian dolphin research labs, complete with absent-minded professor and his lil' daughter, have adventures with headset-enhanced dolphin of title.