BROADCASTING’S HOTTEST PROPERTY parachuted in as cornerstone of Bannisterisation process, replacing tired time-honoured Weekend Morning riffathon tradition with phone-in based disorientating proto-Cream blend of bewilderingly esoteric nostalgic chatter, ridiculous stunts performed over the phone, bizarre listener-experienced real-life events, quests to find the scariest musical note ever (“Why don’t they just pull over and let him park?”) and the most insane rendition of Smoke On The Water (including one played on ‘kindling’), and the frankly indescribable The University Of Turmoil. The best thing ever broadcast on Radio 1 by some considerable distance but sadly never caught on, due partly to witless tabloid hate campaign, and the show was steadily shaved of running time (“We’re like Boxing Helena!”) until there was literally nothing left of it.
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Every schoolboy knows the reason you stopped seeing Stanley on the telly was that his shows were too expensive but he’s still working, making several series for the radio. Sadly unlike his peers Eric and Ern we don’t get to see much of Stanley’s stuff on the telly anymore, presumably because many of his references are totally lost on most people under the age of fifty, but he’s clearly a master at work, whoever he’s doing.
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