UNILLUSTRIOUS BUT HIGHLY-POLISHED “adult” debut of one-time C4 pornographer-in-chief ANDI PETERS (well, swearwords at 1pm on a Sunday? Cuh!), here dressed nattily in braces and a shirt. Nothing to report except fluffs-a-plenty from our rabbit-in-headlights host, e.g. question revolves around montage of clips of Barcelona, backed with ‘Barcelona’ by Mercury & Cabelle, he says “Aww, they faded it out before it goes ‘Barr-cel-oonnaa’! And your question is, which city were these pictures of…ohh noooo!” Not good.