THE GENESIS of SWAP SHOP
"NO NO, that's not his name, it's just the name of the programme." Bollocks to that.
SUPERGRAN-ESQUE YARNS of mild-mannered Scottish postwoman
RACING DRIVER plus spouse plus wisecracking mother-in-law type Gertie Growler go up against different evil opponents each week
SUPERHERO SPOOFATHON from the makers of DEPUTY DAWG.
MILLINERY FILMFAIR fun
PRE-SWAP SHOP carry-on of precious little consequence and even fewer viewers.
LUGBURIOUS LUNCHTIME fare for kids fronted by a cartoon seagull, whose chief job was to fill in the wearied viewer on the...
SATURDAY MORNING cartoon linking device featuring a talking pinball machine of that name which played pinball.
KIDS' DRAMABORE series set in either Australia or New Zealand
Blatant porn dressed up as mystical quackery.
CHRIS TARRANT'S uvular midlands thwack narrated a different "look at life" film each week.