WE'RE ALL FAMILIAR with this one.
"AND AS THE COUNTDOWN to a brand new channel ends, so a new Countdown begins..."
GAME SHOW WITH (good grief) schools taking part.
DEMENTED DOOMED toffs talking shop-cum-"happening" which knew Foucault about postmodernism and, indeed, good telly.
NOT MUCH cop in itself, but included here due to its possibly unique format.
SUE ROBBIE escaped from unnecessary kiddies POINTS OF VIEW slot FIRST POST ("Manchester M60 9eeh-ayy") to front this grim summer BLOCKBUSTERS fill-in...
BEND AN EAR TO perhaps the most deceptive theme tune ever.
A SORT of WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS on wheels