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Jaws 3-D (call it by the name you gave it, Hollywood!)

Unlikely son of Roy Scheider Dennis ‘Enemy Mine’ Quaid teams up with Sea Life Centre owner Louis ‘Enemy Mine’ Gosset Jr to blow up some more sharks, ably assisted by Neil off of Family Ties and Manimal. Legend has it that this started life as a laboured pisstake of the two previous films, but somewhere along the line the actual gags were cut out, leaving just a very bad straight shark film. Still, sweet wrappers at the ready! Oh, they’re not showing that print, are they?



  1. THX 1139

    June 5, 2021 at 11:22 pm

    Best bit is this immortal exchange:

    Tiny little girl: “Daddy, look at the fish!”

    Daddy, on clocking the Great White: “HOLY SHIT!!!”

  2. Richardpd

    June 6, 2021 at 2:06 pm

    I heard they had to dig out some cameras from the 1950s 3-D craze to film this, and struggled to get the effects to look right.

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