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SPIELBERG, Steven

The audience’s director. The father of modern cinema. Always ‘the wide-eyed wunderkind’. Paradoxically, the eternal child of Hollywood is now making more mature films than any of your so-called Dogme school of directors. Criticise Schindler’s List at your peril. ‘I have to say I thought the girl in the red coat was a case of too much chutzpah for such a serious subject.’ ‘Pah! If Kubrick had pulled that one you’d be rolling out the critical red carpet!’ ‘You’ve got me there.’ See KUBRICK, Stanley. Always ‘draw a discreet veil’ over AI. ‘Seen The Terminal lately?’ ‘We’re going to need a bigger veil!’ ‘Delightful!’

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