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James Whale Radio Show, The

Moping dickTRANSFERRED FROM RADIO (God knows, or cares, where), this plucky and “controversial” show kept the original title, to heartbreakingly ironic effect (see also THE GRUMBLEWEEDS RADIO SHOW). The bearded homunculus in charge was a hate-filled, hate-inspiring figure, taking on all-comers on the phone in what proved to be a try out for late 90s medium wave no-go area Talk Radio (which The Whale quickly moved to). Basically a rubbish radio chat show on the telly, with Whale sat at a mixing desk then in later shows in Radio Aire reception. He had guests and took calls from punters, utilising an all-powerful button-in-the-hand to kick out anyone who came on with “Oh, you ignorant cu-” type comments (which was, predictably enough, everyone). Videos (from the likes of late-period PiL, late-period DuranDuran, late-period Spandau Ballet etc.) modified the tedium. Later the shower moved up a gear for WHALE ON…, a proper TV chat show, with early appearances by Charlie Chuck, “streetkids” painting murals in the background, and token “outrageous” content (characterised by Peter Baynham as “the bit where a lady comes on in just her bra, and James Whale smiles.”) Mid-90s, it went one further and became THE JAMES WHALE SHOW, drafting in top “showbiz gossip” kid Baz Bamigboye, top punchable camp waistcoated Tory MP (as was) Jerry Hayes, and a very fat lawyer who helped with garden shed planning permission-type disputes from viewers’ letters. All were produced by Mike “Cue The Music” Mansfield.

14 Comments

14 Comments

  1. B B Beyer

    November 22, 2009 at 12:53 am

    “James Whale, James Whale, the most famous man in the whole world ever
    Now give him a ring
    Give him a ring
    On four double five three six two”

    …memories of his Radio Aire show when I was a student in Leeds (1988-87).

    He was a right ***t even then…

  2. LeGrandPierre

    November 23, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    I remember watching the show where an emotional Wayne Hussey tried to climb inside his own shoe. I can’t have been the only viewer who’d already tried that.

  3. Brian Rowland

    November 27, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Pedantry: Mike Mansfield took charge of Whale On etc, but the Radio Show era (89-91ish) was in fact produced at Yorkshire Television by Ian Bolt.

    I remember one glossy now-defunct monthly (The Face? Blitz?) running an unlikely interview with Whale not long after the show first started, and the thing that seemed to bother the man more than anything else was that London’s LWT wasn’t taking the show whereas most of the rest of the ITV regions were.

    Actually, Whale had been around for years even before going on air at Aire. He started on Metro Radio in Newcastle around the mid-70s.

    Who used to perform that HM-type theme tune for the Radio Show incarnation? I keep wondering if one of these days, someone will reveal it was an embryonic line-up of The Wildhearts or someone similar.

    I’m sorry, however, to know that the portly lawyer was Gary Jacobs, who like Whale was there at the 1995 birth of Talk Radio.

    Got some downright weird guests, though. I remember seeing Jerry Sadowitz on there more than once, and didn’t Victor Lewis Smith and Paul Sparks turn up from time to time? Oh, and of course, Rob Newman behaving like a prat.

  4. jon

    November 28, 2009 at 11:08 am

    who was the pissed up comic who whale told to shut up? was it vic reeves?

    a nasty person though, ive no idea why he was so popular

  5. jon

    November 28, 2009 at 11:55 am

    ^^^whale not reeves^^^ 🙂

  6. gman

    April 17, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    I remember his last attempt at reviving his show, when he turned up on Men and Motors, surrounded by loads of women with their tits out, and the only fanny we got to see was him

  7. Lee James Turnock

    May 1, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    When he had Ivor Biggun (Doc Cox) on the show, a caller bellowed “YOU’RE A FUCKING CUNT!” down the phone at him. There spoke the opinion of millions…

  8. Neil M

    September 21, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    Is there any archive footage of The James Whale Radio Show from Around October 1990? I’m interested in the episode which started with two gay men kissing and James Whale asking the Audience “What do you think about that?”. I was the first caller on.. “Neil form Cardiff”, after holding out for a minute or so and pretending to have a debate me and a few house mates shouted ” Cunt, you’re a fucking cunt” down the phone before he had a chance to press his button. I would love to watch it back.

  9. chris

    March 21, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    Me and my girlfriend called the James Whale show in 1990 one night and managed to get out a very loud and clear ‘James Whale you fucking cunt’ before being cut off.

  10. barriejohn

    September 23, 2012 at 11:03 am

    Terrible show, but worth watching for the inimitable Charlie Chuck.

    “DONKEY!!!”

  11. barriejohn

    September 23, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    The solicitor was Gary Jacobs. who had much media exposure at the time. Reputedly 30 stone, he died of a heart attack following surgery in 2002, aged just 56!

    Cleo Rocos may have been the “lady…in just her bra”!!

  12. Matt

    January 21, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    It wasn’t Cleo Rocos. She was called ‘Cookie’. Whale made her read stuff off a clip board while she tried to keep her knockers in.

  13. IanW1968

    November 29, 2013 at 11:51 am

    I used to live near the Yorkshire studios on Burley Road in Leeds and we would wander over pissed sometimes. Wasn’t one of the Nolan sisters often on it (the one with the large chest..Linda maybe?). One of the Viz blokes was on it drunk as a skunk once and annoyed Whale.

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