Released in some parts as ‘Slammer’ apparently, the tagline on the posters to this ’87 Madonna-fest ran “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Bus Station” – although whatever the funny thing was obviously didn’t merit inclusion in this load of cobblers. Anyway, Madge takes a detour on the way to that bus station to uncover the real murderer responsible for the crime she’s just wrongly completed a lengthy sentence for. And it’s a comedy! Of course the real crime is that John ‘as worn by’ Mills got caught up in all this tosh. Mind you, he’s been in worse, though not much worse, mind.