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No 91 – Jean Alexander

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There are TV shows, and then there’s Coronation Street, which seems to exist on a higher plane than anything else in the medium’s history – especially when considering its imperial phase in the 1960s and 70s.

There were many wonderful actors in the show portraying some hugely iconic characters, some of them incredible female performers like Violet Carson, Pat Phoenix and Doris Speed. But we’ve chosen the person behind surely the ultimate Coronation Street resident.

Alexander the great
Actually a Scouser, JEAN ALEXANDER first appeared on the cobbles in a minor role in 1961 before joining the cast full time in 1964 as Hilda Ogden.

She became the epitome of your classic Corrie character: one who could effortlessly switch from comedy to drama in the blink of an eye. Yet while Alexander portrayed Hilda as a busybody and battleaxe who had ideas above her station – most obviously with her muriel – it was always done with affection. It was an approach that helped Hilda become one of the best loved characters on television.

Most of her best scenes involved on-screen husband Stan, aka Bernard Youens – a posh Southerner in real life. But things got even better when Geoffrey Hughes joined the cast as the Odgen’s lodger Eddie Yeats, and a triumvirate of great performances of great comic characters took shape.

Corrie was in its pomp at this time. It was watched avidly by the likes of John Betjeman, who was thrilled to meet the cast when he visited the studio, and Laurence Olivier who wanted to be in it with Hilda but couldn’t make it at the last minute, much to his dismay.

Yet for all the comedy, both broad and subtle, Jean Alexander’s finest moment on Coronation Street came from tragedy. When Bernard Youens died, his character Stan was killed off. This led to Hilda appearing in some heartbreaking scenes that apparently had the entire crew in tears.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXhp1J0Usng

After that it was never going to be the same. Hilda was written out of the show at Alexander’s request in 1987, bowing out on Christmas Day in a nice storyline that happily got the show’s highest rating ever.

The Paul and Linda of the small screen Wish her luck as they wave her goodbye

Alexander went into semi-retirement. She made the odd appearance on TV and later became a semi-regular on that old actor’s home Last Of The Summer Wine, but she always refused to come back to Corrie. Being of a certain age and having certain views, she found the modern incarnation of the soap a bit too raucous for her liking.

There’s no doubt that, thanks to the hectic schedules and huge increase in episode numbers, present-day Coronation Street is not a patch on its earlier vintage.

Yet it’s still a cut above the rest and still enjoys huge affection, not least thanks to Jean Alexander’s fantastic warm, hilarious performance of one of the most famous women in Britain.

THE DEFINING ROLE: That’s right, it’s her role in Rich Tea and Sympathy. Er, no it’s not, it’s Hilda.

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Sign of the (disappearing) times

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From the North

Sad news from our Northern desk: one of the country’s most iconic bits of telly signage has been “retired”.

Yup, those giant red Granada TV letters that perched atop the company’s Quay Street headquarters (pictured above) have been removed. *Sob*.

An ITV jobsworth said: “During routine maintenance the roof signage and its fixtures were found to be extensively corroded.” As a result, the letters have been taken down for, yes, “health and safety reasons.”

Right, so they’ve been up there for 50 years and could have fallen off at any point. A likely story!

Could this be further evidence of the commercial network’s disdain for its own heritage, penny-pinching by the misers at Network Centre, or a diktat from ITV controller Simon Cowell? (SATIRE)

TV Cream tried to contact the channel’s most famous face earlier today for a comment, but all Adrian Chiles had to say on the matter was: “Piss off, I’m trying to sleep.”

Anyway, you can watch some rather upsetting footage of the signage being removed on Facebook.

Here’s an understandably distraught Richard Madeley, hearing the news a few hours ago:

"It's a bloody disgrace and I just won't have it. I'm on my way."

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Albion Market

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IT HAD a fantastic theme tune, if you watched closely sometimes you could see the back of Granada’s studios, and DAVID “SCIENCE WORKSHOP” HARGREAVES was in it. Apart from that, ALBION MARKET was your archetypal one-dimensional, craply acted and totally confusing affair created solely for the sake of it. Centrepiece “covered market” location looked like a shitty warehouse, which was no surprise given it was Granada’s old prop store. Too many characters and too much hype pissed off viewers and ITV schedulers, especially LWT who hated having to show it on Friday nights, erstwhile home of Brucie and patented big fuck-off LE bollocks. Sunday night episode died on its arse thanks to being up against OPEN ALL HOURS. Two months after launch saw a desperate TV Times devoting pages to plugging the characters, profiling them as if no-one had heard of them before, which was to a degree completely true. Despite mobilisation of terribly self-conscious “icons” (TONY BOOTH and HELEN SHAPIRO for fuck’s sake), the whole thing was put out of its misery precisely 100 episodes after it began with a wedding and someone being born.

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Coronation Street

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FROM AN IDEA BY Tony Warren. And what an idea: backstreet Shakespeare with brown ale; a cobblestoned Greek tragedy in curlers. Despite the fact that they’re hymned to the heavens by Parkinson and Hattersley, those early shaky, grimy episodes remain the benchmark for earthy popular drama, crushing the likes of COMPACT and THE NEWCOMERS under the heel of Elsie Tanner’s stiletto. They had everything and the kitchen sink: not least a gallery of recognisable yet larger-than-life characters: regal pub matriarch Annie Walker, hairnetted harridan Ena Sharples, the jaded sexpot Elsie Tanner, the slightly menacing roguishness of Len Fairclough and the tedious, bookish, middlebrow Guardianista Ken Barlow, who’s been there ever since. Into the seventies, the emphasis on wayward youth was taken up a notch, with more emphasis on the likes of loveable Scouse petty crim and hare-brained scheme merchant Eddie Yeats and saucy peroxided “good time girl” Suzie Birchall to offset the pensionable perfidiousness of Fred Gee. Further up the family tree there was Hilda Ogden (complete with ludicrous prole-taste “muriel”, obtained from dubious sources by one E. Yeats), gaudy pub siren Bet Lynch and slippery cigar-toting rag trade wideboy Mike Baldwin stepping into a frequently genuinely dramatic world – the lorry smashing into the Rovers Return, and Deirdre’s search for her baby in the rubble; the gunpoint murder of Ernie Bishop and the car-smash death of Alf Roberts’ wife Renee. As the eighties wore on, Eddie copped off via a CB radio to humorous effect, many of the Street’s mainstays took their final bows, and the Newton and Ridley brew was watered down, with more episodes and more tedious longeurs (the courtship of Derek and Mavis for instance) breaking up the drama, such as the Ken-Deirdre-Mike love triangle: “Ken’s a good man, he deserves better”, proffered no less an authority than John Betjeman.

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MANCUNIAN FILM CORPORATION

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Not all British films were produced in the Home Counties. Even by the standards of most of the companies listed here, Mancunian was a tiny operation, set up by Ardwick lad John E Blakeley in the ’30s to capture the North’s leading music hall acts on celluloid. George and Beryl Formby starred in early offerings Boots! Boots! and Off the Dole. Unemployment themes continued in bizarre-sounding musical Dodging the Dole, with characters given names like The Little Bundle of Fun, The Simplicity of Genius and The Generator of Electric Radiance. Then came star vehicles for Duggie Wakefield (Gracie Fields’ brother-in-law) and his Gang, Norman ‘Over the Garden Wall’ Evans, Nat ‘Rubberneck’ Jackley, ‘Two Ton’ Tessie O’Shea, Jimmy ‘The Clitheroe Kid’ Clitheroe, Josef ‘Hear My Song’ Locke, and best of all Frank ‘Baa, ah’ve suppped some stuff toneet!’ Randle, whose Private Randle films, and the perfectly-titled School for Randle, are crying out to be shown on daytime terrestrial once someone gets their finger out. When the business accrued enough cash to open their own premises, Sandy ‘Can You ‘Ear Me, Mother?’ Powell was the first to hot-foot it to the Rusholme studios for the Maine Road shenanigans of Cup-Tie Honeymoon. Later Blakeley sold up, and after a few nondescript crime thrillers with no music hall routines gratuitously shoehorned into the plot, the Corporation was no more.

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Get Carter

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The grimmest, bleakest, and most often misquoted Caine film of the lot gets a look-in for its peerless use of locations as much as for its set pieces, although they are fantastic – Caine answering door naked with shotgun as drum majorettes march past, Caine making final delirious despatch with aid of seaside slag tipper, and of course the scene that’s now forever to be known as “the out-of-shape bloke”. Nowadays Old Maurice lives out his dotage on a cheeky chappie rough diamond reputation, but here’s a good example of a man who’s nothing but coal. Ian Hendry, Brian ‘Alf’ Mosley, Glyn ‘Winchester’ Edwards, Alun ‘Underworld’ Armstrong…what more could you want? Oh, and Michael ‘Michael Caine is Michael Caine in…’ Caine is in it too. Apparently Caine plays Cliff Brumby in the Stallone version. But since we never, ever want to see that, that’s pretty academic really.

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Bread

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That legendary Scouse wit in fullTHUNDEROUSLY WORTHLESS Scouse shitecom featuring the wacky world of the Boswells, Britain’s most contrived family. Off the back of post-Yosser Liverpool national feeding frenzy, it was the toast of the nation for about 20 minutes in 1986. Lazy as fuck, every episode revolved around catchphrases and one-dimensional characters. Cue Ma Boswell (JEAN BOHT) – she said “That tart!” and “Hello, yes?”; ‘R’ Joey Boswell (PETER HOWITT) – “Greetings!”; Adrian Boswell (JONATHAN MORRIS) – “‘Angin’ by a thread! ‘Angin’ by a thread!”; Grandad Boswell (KENNETH WALLER) – “Where’s me tea?” and “Piss off!”; Jack Boswell (VICTOR McGUIRE), who turned the slightly-edgy third string sitcom character into an art; Little Billy (NICK CONWAY), perpetually kicked out of the house he shared with his girlfriend over the road, ‘R’ Aveline (at first played by GILLY COMAN before regenerating into MELANIE “SEAN BEAN” HILL, same as ‘R’ Joey); and Freddie Boswell (RONALD FORFAR), who always went “Blah blah, Nellie Boswell”. Oh, and Li-Lo Lil. Could well have been the nadir of television. Went on for bloody years. Was not a fair representation of life in Liverpool – people are usually funnier. List of cast’s subsequent jobs features “directing Hollywood movies”, amazingly. Carla Lane, fuck off.

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In Loving Memory

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By 'eck as like - that corpse needed picklin'!THORA HIRD, as usual playing herself, is an undertaker in a bluff, gruff, “take me as you find me” Lancashire funeral firm with stupid nephew CHRISTOPHER BEENY as co-pallbearer. Now let the laughs commence!

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England’s Green and Pleasant Land

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By Rita May. A mini-Watergate scandal erupts before local elections in south Yorkshire when a motorway extension is slated to be built through either a golf course or allotments.

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Black Stuff, The

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Tar, La!In the late-’70s Liverpool of fast-rising unemployment, a gang of tar layers strike out in an old transit for a job laying the road in front of a new housing development in Middlesborough. Along the way, one of their number, Yosser Hughes, comes into contact with a pair of gypsies offering a little non-union work laying the road to a nearby farm. In a seedy hotel that night, while young Kev tries unsuccessfully to take advantage of the ‘masseur’ operating in the next room (and getting set up by the other lads in the process) Yosser drunkenly conceives his own tarmacadam company, ‘Tar La’, and despite their best judgement, all the others, save Kev and foreman Dixie, go along with it.

An increasingly farcical game of cat-and-mouse ensues, with the gang trying desperately to sneak off from under Dixie’s nose in order to complete the two jobs at once. Unfortunately, their boss, the devoutly unprincipled McKenna (David Calder) swoops in on them in his helicopter, and summarily fires the lot of them on the spot with disdainful relish. Finally, it dawns on them their new gypsy compadres have stitched them up something rotten, and after Yosser goes after them in a desperate but doomed car chase (in Transit vans!) they return, forlornly, to the ‘Pool, and the dole office – thus setting the scene for the later Boys from the Blackstuff series.

Like that series, this play has a reputation for being dour and depressing, and while the ultimate message of both is hardly ‘feel good‘, this is far from being a protracted wallow in the despair of those at the bottom of the pile. The characters are all marvellously drawn. Foreman Dixie (Tom Georgeson), overprotective of his desperate-to-come-of-age son (writer Alan Bleasdale‘s nephew Gary); the ailing but still proudly principled George (Peter Kerrigan); Loggo (Alan Igbon), applying his own set of scruples to fit the main chance; the honest-yet-naïve Chrissy (Michael Angelis); and of course the borderline psychotic Yosser (Bernard Hill), determined to make a name for himself yet quite clearly completely incapable of sufficiently relating to other people in order to do something about it. He can lead a gang of lads, though, in a social sense – the scene on the way to Middlesbrough where they give a lift to plain student Janine Duvitski, whom Yosser starts mercilessly laying into, shows his quick tongue (‘wit’ might be stretching things a bit) and his short fuse in equal measure – Duvitski’s parting shot ‘Your wife must give you hell!’ results in the surreal shot of the trademark Hughes repeated headbutt on the van doors as it drives away.

There’s humour aplenty in the film, all of it firmly employed to feed the characters – the magnificently believable double act of Sean Lynch and Alan Lake as the two gypsies; the on-site ribbing of foreman Dixie, the malevolent clerk of works, and ‘the lad’ (especially Loggo convincing the boy that Hermasetas are a powerful aphrodisiac); as well as revealing little touches cribbed from urban folklore, like the ferrets, pigeons and geese being taken along with the lads in the van, and McKenna opportunistically pulling up his Merc alongside an unguarded generator with a view to sneakily towing it away.

Presented as a Play for Today special, the response to this play was so great that the BBC commissioned Bleasdale to expand each character into a separate drama. The first of these, The Muscle Market, featured Pete Postlethwaite replacing Calder as the owner of the building contractors, and Alison Steadman. It went out under the Play for Today banner in 1981 as a stop-gap measure while Bleasdale finished the other five, which were made by Philip Saville on (for the most part) the new, lightweight video OB cameras, and shown as the drama series The Boys From The Blackstuff. The rest is history.

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Our Day Out

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This Willy Russell musical ensemble piece isn’t usually counted as a ‘true’ Play for Today because it wasn’t billed as such, but it was shown in the PfT slot in the middle of a PfT season, so in it bloody goes.

A Liverpudlian school “progress” class’s coach outing to Conway Castle in North Wales, the zoo, the beach and the fair, brings out anarchic behaviour in pupils and teachers alike. Filmed entirely on location, it takes on the mantle of Grange Hill the Musical, with frequent weird little diversions into song, particularly from the kids as a kind of sarky Greek chorus (including “Oh, the penny chews are ten pence in this caff…”, “A straight line is a wonderful thing to behold”, and the teacher-baiting Mersey Tunnel Song).

Plenty of chances for the kids to upstage the adults with behind-the-back larking about, much discussion between the hardline Briggs and softer Miss Kay about the value of educating the “no hopers”, and a softening of Briggs’ carapace after a clifftop confrontation with one of the schoolgirls about her bleak prospects. With Alun Armstrong and Elizabeth Estensen as teachers, Robert Gillespie as the headmaster, and Peter Tilbury.

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Northern streets looking resolutely Northern 'Look, you needn't tell me anything about teenagers, I used to ride one to school every day.' The classic coach chaos scene
'Right!' North Wales is so bracing *CLICK!*
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Nearest and Dearest

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The most frightening publicity still ever produced from Quay Street Jimmy and Hylda get upstaged by a bit of cardboard

GRANADA’S BIGGEST-SELLING situation comedy. Eli Pledge (JIMMY JEWELL) and Nellie Pledge (HYLDA BAKER) are feuding siblings who have inherited a pickle factory and a workforce which appears to have escaped from a genetic experiment: all old, bent, shortsighted, deformed, scruffy and looking like pre-1914 factory fodder. Nellie was all malapropisms, methodist propiety and teetotal. Eli was all beer, fags, gambling and improbably copping off with girls a quarter of his age. Lancashire setting milked for all it was worth, with the house they lived in looked, to the teak-veneer-contiboard-and-G-Plan 1970s, old and Victorian and dark and damp and smelly. Nellie’s catchphrases: “big girl’s blouse”, “Defective Inspector”, “he knows, you know” “it’s quarter-past – oh I must get a little hand put on this watch” and the eternal “Have you been, Walter?” (to doddering octogenarian husband of Madge Hindle, aka Alf Roberts’ wife-before-last in Corrie). Eli’s catchphrase was “You knock-kneed knackered old nosebag”.

You might also want to see... Not On Your Nellie!.

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Open All Hours

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Ronnie does another verbal riff that sounds like he's going to say breasts but in fact ends up saying jars of picklesTIGHT-ARSED STUTTERING grocercom rendered watchable by RONNIE “TWO” BARKER’s saucer-eyed suffering performance. Playing second fiddle: DAVID JASON as the world’s oldest Hungarian errand boy and LYNDA BARON as “pneumatic” Nurse Gladys. Knackered till, knackered bike, “bit o’ supper”, “dangler”, “ter-ter-treacle” “ter-ter-toffee”, trying to get off with the milkwoman etc. all present.

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Sunset Across the Bay

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Alan Bennett makes his first contribution to Play for Today with some autobiographical sketches of the fag end of family life. ‘Mam’ and ‘Dad’ (based on Bennett’s own parents and, like their originals, referring to each other by those Northern familial pronouns throughout the play, even though children are seldom present) find settling into retirement in Morecambe harder than they thought. She’s becoming livelier than ever, he just seems to want to close down. Soon enough, one of them slips away. With Bob Peck and Paul Shane.

Bus stop encounter Long dark night of the rissole
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Kisses at Fifty

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Chariots of Fire scribe Colin Welland contributed several wry comedies of manners to the Play for Today slot, such as this story of a long-standing marriage falling apart when the husband, Bill Maynard, has a fling with a barmaid. Directed by Michael Apted.

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Magic, our Maurice! ...or perhaps not Battye Street, Dewsbury, in case you're wondering.
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Rocky O’Rourke

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GROTTY KIDS grimeathon serial, based on “A Pair Of Jesus Boots” (sandal-related kids’ novel) set in Liverpool. Eponymous leather-jacketed hero (MICHAEL MILLS) lives in a boarded up building with a dysfunctional family (brother Joey in prison) and ne’er-do-well mates. When not busy dreaming about becoming a professional footballer ((c) every child’s drama of the 1970s), our kid runs mouthy street gang The Cats, peopled by Nabber (JAMES HOEY), Chan (PETER CHAN) and wheelchair bound Billy who always rode a trike and kept watch. Rival gang peopled by Chick and Spadge. Climax comes when Rocky gets kidnapped by mob in grey Jaguar and gets framed for vandalising a gym, who left one of Rocky’s new gloves (a Xmas present) at the scene. Typical Scouse hard-done-by, angry-letters-to-Radio-Times, heart-in-right-place fare.

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Pickersgill People

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WHIMSICAL DRAMA by MIKE STOTT set in and around a fictional Lancashire town. Each episode focused on the life of a different resident. One was a flasher. One was an artist. One was BERNARD HILL as a suspected murderer. Another was MATTHEW KELLY without a beard who made sculptures looking like giant breasts which said “OOH!” when you pressed them. Portrayed all northerners as dickheads. PRUNELLA SCALES, RICHARD WILSON, ROGER SLOMAN and PHILIP JACKSON were some of them.

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Bit of a Do, A

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WELL-REMEMBERED RETINUE of dramatised revelries involving the extended personages of the (comedy surname alert) Simcock family, who spend their lives attending one stereotyped social function after another until they’re variously a) married b) divorced c) broke d) all of the above. A load of NOBBS, with much of that writer’s signature frippery in evidence (silly names, comedy grotesques, surreal punchlines, recurring catchphrases and characters). DAVID JASON headed up the brood, with GWEN TAYLOR by his side doing the usual ooh-eck would-yer-credit-it jump-in-my-grave-would-yer? schtick. Eponymous “dos” included the Angling Club Christmas party, the Dentists’ dance and the crowning of Miss Frozen Chicken UK at the Cock-a-Doodle Chickens event. Dropping by for a natter and nibble: MICHAEL JAYSTON, STEPHANIE COLE, DAVID YELLAND, DIANA WESTON and a million other cadence-chewing clichés.

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Brass

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TOP RANK DEMENTED Lancashire-set era-spanning lampoon-sitcom charting 1930s feud between rich buggers the Hardacres (prop. the mill, the crutch factory and the munitions plant) and soft soaks the Fairchilds (prop. fuck all, aside from a few trade union banners). TIMOTHY “SILLLLLENNCE!” WEST was evil blaggard Bradley Hardacre, BARBARA “COUNTRY MATTERS” EWING was Agnes Fairchild, his intermittent sex-toy and custodian of Keir Hardie’s cap, who in turn was betrohed to one-footed cab driver Don Brennan from CORONATION STREET, who was continually in hospital from being used to test new explosives. Tons of gags, tons of dirt, tons of knowing names (brothers called Austin and Morris, Job Lott, Lord Mountfast, Sergeant Pepper).

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Boys from the Blackstuff

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“SHAKE ‘ANDS!” “Why don’t yer fight back?” Geese being shot. Graeme Souness. “I could do that!” Pissed vicars. Walking into a pond. “I can’t believe there’s no hope!” Pushing a wheelchair round the place where Richard and Judy’s weather map would be.

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