TVC Trumps – TV Cream

TVC Trumps #52: The last ever…

This week’s categories: Newtown becomes Oldtown, Where do I go from here?, Goodnight grapple fans, A brimful of Asher, Telemachus, my son, you...

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TVC Trumps #51: Christmas is coming

This week’s categories: Break out the Quality Street, Have a cracking Christmas, Jollier than When the Wind Blows, A turntable and some Xmas...

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TVC Trumps #50: Creative Missteps

This week’s categories: Never bet on Yorkshire Television, No one’s having a party, Car crash TV, They made a real gaffe(r), An utter...

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TVC Trumps #49: The Five Faces of Grange Hill

This week’s categories: The BRMM years, The Blair years, The exercise book years, The definitely set in London years, The game over years

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TVC Trumps #48: Their name’s in the title

This week’s categories: My gas bill, Wallied!, This week’s addicts: porn & gambling, Hiding inside his own logo, Wheear’ast that bin sin’ ah...

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TVC Trumps #47: Doctor Who Spoofs

This week’s categories: Quite another sort of yard, Arse-biting dalekry, Time and the Varney, Acceptable in the 80s, Who knows? Who nose!

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TVC Trumps #46: Beatles Spoofs

This week’s categories: Yer Poos, When They’re Sixty-Four, One Dafter 909, Beatle on board, The End

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TVC Trumps #45: Brookside @ 35

This week’s categories: Bev v Jackie, Jimmy v Barry, Leanne v Jacqui, Billy v Barry, Marie v Sheila

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TVC Trumps #44: Halloween

This week’s categories: Small Daniels Tragic Show?, Trick or Treacher, Innate creepiness, But it’s got Pipe in it, Best light ent ending ever!

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TVC Trumps #43: The RDA

This week’s categories: I will destroy, Pointless fucking around, Rude to guests, Production values, Eh? Ah! Eh?

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TVC Trumps #42: Paul Daniels’ best acts

This week’s categories: Soapy twist, On core!, Stiltoff, Gus Macdonald moonlighting, Foot click

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TVC Trumps #41: In Bed With Me Dinner

This week’s categories: The game’s fucked!, What’s the matter mate?, Get dirty, A master of his craft, Convenient sticks

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TVC Trumps #40: Happy 50th Radio 1

This week’s categories: Mike Read Mike Read 275 and, Just great great music, Wot no Smiley Miley? Wot no Northern Ireland, The best...

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TVC Trumps #39: Clive Doig’s CV

This week’s categories: Imperial phase Doig ON, Star Chess???, Conviction presenting, Wilf Lunge, Beadle out of it

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TVC Trumps #38: Terrifying TV Titles

This week’s categories: A stitch-up, I just shattered myself, Sophorrific, Near and Fear, Play for no Tomorrow

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TVC Trumps #37: The many talents of Jon Pertwee

This week’s categories: Impersonator of not-real people, Joan Collins entertainer, Fact checker, Dad’s Army impersonator, Bonnie Langford detractor

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TVC Trumps #36: Super supermarkets

This week’s categories: Green…bacon. A ladies-only supermarket?, Checkout O2 is here, Johnny Briggs’ sister alert, Cross-section of Presto Customer base

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TVC Trumps #35: They all started in 1997

This week’s categories: Chalks Away!, Bring it back now we won’t take less, The golden age of idents, Shite Fever, I have created...

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TVC Trumps #34: They all started in 1987

This week’s categories: Best kids’ TV theme ever, M’HIV-postive colleague, Warning team – overacting approaching, Yesterday’s pop star, 20 years ago, Oo’er sounds...

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TVC Trumps #33: They all started in 1977

This week’s categories: TV’s greatest cupboard, Rules of TV:Swivel chair=sophistication, 18 million viewers can be wrong, The very essence of exciting in 1977,...

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TVC Trumps #32: They all started in 1967

This week’s categories: At this stage, a bit The Golden Shit, You’re “You”, Great name for a message board, Sorry, but this is...

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TVC Trumps #31: Being cool

This week’s categories: Effectively, James Bond + ex-pats, Junior ladies’ man, Ralph taking the St Moritz, Slattery will get you nowhere, Grotty? Is...

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TVC Trumps #30: Rise & fall of the UK micro

This week’s categories: Kieran Prendiville agog!, Fun forever for free, Chris Serles’ big whirry tape, Micro Live hacking infamy, UK industry goes bust-on...

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TVC Trumps #29: As (not) seen on TV (recently)

This week’s categories: 1996’s future of entertainment, Smegged off, Gono Coleman, Ehlefree Studio, It is now

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TVC Trumps #28: Creamguide (Films) faves

This week’s categories: Extremely impressionable, As drunk by Dan O’Bannon, Just Desserts, The Ant & Dec of their day, The Chicago Way

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TVC Trumps #27: The US of A

This week’s categories: Bandana required, Poor reverse acronymising, Bandana still required, Oh, the scandal and the vice!, Hit it, bitch

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TVC Trumps #26: The Unruinable Song

This week’s categories: Not even trying to ruin it, Muzak for Bejams, Edifying, Dunno who this is, Rainbow Connection connection

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TVC Trumps #25: Derek Griffiths

This week’s categories: Nonchalance, Pulling a ‘div’ face, Invisible keep-uppies, Musictypocity, Saying ‘Ay-yai-yai’ to order

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TVC Trumps #24: Funniest of all the vegetables

This week’s categories: Looks like a cock, Ah, would that it were…, Turnipuppetry, …would that it were, Still looks likes a cock

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TVC Trumps #23: Greatest logos ever

This week’s categories: Never noticed the inverted F, Friendly Glamrockery, ‘S’ like a ‘5, but otherwise good, Follow the star, Chunky, but in...

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TVC Trumps #22: Sir Roger Moore

This week’s categories: The go-to reference for panache, The critic’s favourite, Gracious head-bowing, Loved by oiks as well as toffs, Trouseraconteur

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TVC Trumps #21: When good things go bad

This week’s categories: And Mr Griffiths was shit too, Cassandrat!, The ex-almost Mr Priscilla Presley, Record Broken, Potty mouth ruins it for everyone

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TVC Trumps #20: Talent show acts

This week’s categories: Rosser and Stableford, Show meh! Tell meh!, Ballsy, Comedy + rap = crap?, Diddley-dee…boom!

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TVC Trumps #19: Schofe lifts the TV curtain

This week’s categories: In the corridors of power, Vision-mixing live, Managing the beverage order, Not afraid to industry reference, And he’s off again

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TVC Trumps #18: Election 97

This week’s categories: Talking about deep shit, Pre up your hacienda Jimmy, Fingering Portillo, Great Railway Journeys credit squeeze, “It’s Buzby, he says...

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TVC Trumps #17: Richard Stilgoe

This week’s categories: Catchy hook, Tough crowd, Beat the 1979 sound men strike, Ba-DOO!, Let the piano be your punchline

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TVC Trumps #16: The five faces of Pebble Mill

This week’s categories: The Sweeney, Per-font-ory, Send for Jeff Banks, …And cut two prats on bikes, When geometric shapes attack

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TVC Trumps #15: When Dr Whos go rude

This week’s categories: A tremendous stalk, Castrovulgar, Rumpo of the Baker, The Sound of Bums, A moment of charm

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TVC Trumps #14: Paul Darrow

This week’s categories: Obligate nasal breather, Popular with the hoi polloi, …and cut!, Provokes an instant reaction, Will entendre x 2 for money

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TVC Trumps #13: How to make a good impression

This week’s categories: Ginger wig, bracket, kilt – that’s it, Just two noises is enough, It’s the knee bend that sells it, Say...

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TVC Trumps #12: Miriam Margolyes

This week’s categories: A bit handy, Miriam Margo-glees, Gets things off her chest, She’s got the look, Kindergarten Plop

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TVC Trumps #11: All-star knitwear

This week’s categories: Don’t say knit, say donkey do, Feeling a little sheepish, So furry so goody, Fall & Rose of Reginald’s peeling,...

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TVC Trumps #10: Light Ent v Punk Rockers

This week’s categories: Prince Albert?, …but the tune’s all wrong, Ban this filth!, Not a joke about pumps, Bad jumper, but a sticky...

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TVC Trumps #09: Les & Dustin’s Laughter Show

This week’s categories: Jacket sleeve style compliant, Brummie equals funny, Arse-wiggling by the stairs, Yeah? Get that one? Clever…, Gag courtesy of Quantel

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TVC Trumps #08: 2000 AD – Forty Zarjaz Years

This week’s categories: Expected him to sound like that, Selina Nonscrot, Bad Drake, Municipal law enforcement, We probably wouldn’t think

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TVC Trumps #07: Outmoded insults

This week’s categories: From the Norwegian pillicock, Derived from the Berkley Hunt, A portmanteau term, From the given name Walter, Proto-Germanic term prattuz