COLOSSUS OF small screen blue light institutions
"I SOMETIMES hate this bastard place."
PYRO PUDDLE-SPLASHING, cardboard box-barging, "cover me!"-shouting, gun-held-with-both-hands, barrel-up-nose-having adventures
DOUBLE-SURNAMED SHAW TAYLOR takes personal responsibility for eliminating crime from these shores by way of five-minute despatches from pretend office.
OBSCURE CHARACTER study with BRIAN "WYATT'S WATCHDOGS" WILDE.
SHORT-ARSED SNIVELLING baldie Turtle (JOHN LANDRY) is the brains of a petty crime partnership
ULTRA-VIOLENT SWEENEY-LITE copperama binned by the Beeb when it proved too much for the public to stomach.
JACK WARNER singlehandedly rids England of all known criminals.