MIDDLE OF the road panel game.
"HELLO THERE" quoth LORD DAVID JACOBS
BRIAN "IT'S IN THERE!" MOORE fronted this self-explanatory yet ultimately disposable celebrity-endorsed battle of the sporting greats.
BASICALLY THE latest new NEW FACES since the last one, with ex-GIDEON TIM BROOKE-TAYLOR and ex-celebrity STAN "JEEEEMANS!" BOARDMAN introducing shit stand-ups...
THE TYPE of prissy early TV parlour game in which the host was referred to as "Chairman".
SHODDINESS INCARNATE made bearable by the gantry of gripe that was the "celebrity panel"
CREAKY FLEAPIT of a show utilising old-time Music Hall format to showcase middle-class brats who'd been sent to piano lessons or owned...
A DEVOUTLY devolved kids' talent contest.