BLUFF COVE and Professional Yorkshireman GEOFFREY SMITH is your Geoff Boycott of the allotment, having trained his vegetables to grow at lightning speed via time-lapse seasonal montage to the strains of good-old brass band tunes.
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BLUFF COVE and Professional Yorkshireman GEOFFREY SMITH is your Geoff Boycott of the allotment, having trained his vegetables to grow at lightning speed via time-lapse seasonal montage to the strains of good-old brass band tunes.