FUTURISTIC CARTOON CAPERS relocating the Robin Hood legend lock, stock and barrel into some bizarre world where everyone wears jet packs and...
MUCH LIKE the above, except with scores of 'em instead of the one.
CAR MAINTENANCE series set in what was supposedly a (curiously studio-like) garage.
FLOPPY FIFTIES hero had semi-aware technicolouru adventures with the regulation fat, Hawaiian-shirted sidekick and (latterly) "Baby Plas".
PRE-BOON HALF-ARSED sitcom
IN PUNISHMENT for her GAME FOR A LAUGH crimes, SARAH KENNEDY was forced to present this tedious sub-THIS IS YOUR LIFE effort
RUBBISH MIDWEEK sitcom fodder
"AND LATER on, I'll be trying my hand at something called paragliding."
HAY BALES AND BANJO orgy
EXCEPT IT'S ON TV. Do you see? Some fucking chance.
LAMENTABLE LOONCOM starring the eternally underwhelming ENN REITEL
ORANG-UTAN ESCAPES from zoo, accidentally drinks "make me smart" serum and runs for Senate.
Bumsqueaking sitcom starring JIM DAVIDSON as Jim London, a prejudiced Cockney waster of limited intelligence. Wonder how many others they approached?
UNTROUBLING UNCTIONS from a MARTI CAINE trying to make everyone forget about her cabaret credentials and instead concentrate on her acting acumen.
"WHERE DO BIRDS GO TO DIE?" "Was ration Britain a better Britain?"
"TIME CAME to grow a bit, grow a bit, grow a bit."
ROTTEN CELLULOID anal marathon
FRIGHTFUL FRIDAY evening non-comedy
Lamentable look-how-much-fun-we're-having wankery
One of those dreary, '70s-originating annual televised events that somehow forgot to stop happening around 1983.
DEEPLY IRRITATING animated aerial antipathy
YET MORE animated antics, this time featuring an all-American girl band fronted by Jenna who'd be transformed via holograph-projecting earrings into the...
NO RELATION to your rug-cutting frug-promoting Ayshea affair, oh no.
ROTTEN REPLACEMENT for PIPKINS
POST-AUF WIEDERSEHEN, PET angling antics of a Friday night.
MINDER RIP-OFF with characters called King and Castle behaving like the king and the castle on a chessboard.
BIZARRE SPIN-OFF from, of all things, RAINBOW.
LITTLE-SEEN AND less-remembered stop motion toy triviality.
ROTTEN SPIN on the above, as a forest ranger (now there's a readymade hero figure for you) and his boring family somehow...
THE TEST CARD? PAGES FROM CEEFAX? Bugger that - C4 had its own special way to pretend it was still broadcasting even...
INSUFFERABLE REPLACEMENT for the inoffensively irreplaceable A HANDFUL OF SONGS in ITV's lunchtime kiddies' slot.