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All posts tagged "Nothing of interest"
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3.7KTV: R is for...Rocket Robin Hood
FUTURISTIC CARTOON CAPERS relocating the Robin Hood legend lock, stock and barrel into some bizarre world where everyone wears jet packs and...
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4.7KTV: R is for...
Raggy Dolls, The
MUCH LIKE the above, except with scores of 'em instead of the one.
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2.7KTV: R is for...
Roadworthy
CAR MAINTENANCE series set in what was supposedly a (curiously studio-like) garage.
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2.9KTV: P is for...
Plastic Man
FLOPPY FIFTIES hero had semi-aware technicolouru adventures with the regulation fat, Hawaiian-shirted sidekick and (latterly) "Baby Plas".
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3.3KTV: B is for...
Bootle Saddles
PRE-BOON HALF-ARSED sitcom
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3.7K1TV: C is for...
Classmates
IN PUNISHMENT for her GAME FOR A LAUGH crimes, SARAH KENNEDY was forced to present this tedious sub-THIS IS YOUR LIFE effort
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3.5KTV: C is for...
Chalk and Cheese
RUBBISH MIDWEEK sitcom fodder
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5.5K16TV: G is for...
Get Set For Summer/The Get Set Picture Show/The Saturday Morning Picture Show
"AND LATER on, I'll be trying my hand at something called paragliding."
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4.0K2TV: G is for...
Great Western Musical Thunderbox, The
HAY BALES AND BANJO orgy
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5.1K7TV: G is for...
Grumbleweeds Radio Show, The
EXCEPT IT'S ON TV. Do you see? Some fucking chance.
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5.8K3TV: M is for...
Mog
LAMENTABLE LOONCOM starring the eternally underwhelming ENN REITEL
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2.7KTV: M is for...
Mr Smith
ORANG-UTAN ESCAPES from zoo, accidentally drinks "make me smart" serum and runs for Senate.
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4.6K2TV: U is for...
Up the Elephant and Round the Castle
Bumsqueaking sitcom starring JIM DAVIDSON as Jim London, a prejudiced Cockney waster of limited intelligence. Wonder how many others they approached?
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3.2K1TV: H is for...
Hilary
UNTROUBLING UNCTIONS from a MARTI CAINE trying to make everyone forget about her cabaret credentials and instead concentrate on her acting acumen.
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4.9K1TV: F is for...
Fax
"WHERE DO BIRDS GO TO DIE?" "Was ration Britain a better Britain?"
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3.0K3TV: W is for...
Wizbit
"TIME CAME to grow a bit, grow a bit, grow a bit."
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5.2K9TV: F is for...
Film Buff of the Year
ROTTEN CELLULOID anal marathon
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2.7KTV: H is for...
High Street Blues
FRIGHTFUL FRIDAY evening non-comedy
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3.4KTV: H is for...
Hold Tight
Lamentable look-how-much-fun-we're-having wankery
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2.7K1TV: W is for...
Wonderful World of D****y, The
Shite.
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2.6K2TV: W is for...
World’s/Britain’s Strongest Man
One of those dreary, '70s-originating annual televised events that somehow forgot to stop happening around 1983.
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3.9K2TV: J is for...
Jimbo and the Jet Set
DEEPLY IRRITATING animated aerial antipathy
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2.9KTV: J is for...
Jem
YET MORE animated antics, this time featuring an all-American girl band fronted by Jenna who'd be transformed via holograph-projecting earrings into the...
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4.5K2TV: L is for...
Lift Off! With Coppers and Co!
NO RELATION to your rug-cutting frug-promoting Ayshea affair, oh no.
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7.0K8TV: L is for...
Let’s Pretend
ROTTEN REPLACEMENT for PIPKINS
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7.3KTV: E is for...
Eh, Brian, It’s a Whopper
POST-AUF WIEDERSEHEN, PET angling antics of a Friday night.
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2.7KTV: K is for...
King and Castle
MINDER RIP-OFF with characters called King and Castle behaving like the king and the castle on a chessboard.
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3.6K2TV: T is for...
Take a Chance
BIZARRE SPIN-OFF from, of all things, RAINBOW.
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4.3K3TV: R is for...
Ragdolly Anna
LITTLE-SEEN AND less-remembered stop motion toy triviality.
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3.0KTV: L is for...
Land of the Lost
ROTTEN SPIN on the above, as a forest ranger (now there's a readymade hero figure for you) and his boring family somehow...
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3.5K2TV: A is for...
Art of Landscape, The
THE TEST CARD? PAGES FROM CEEFAX? Bugger that - C4 had its own special way to pretend it was still broadcasting even...
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2.7KTV: S is for...
Songbook
INSUFFERABLE REPLACEMENT for the inoffensively irreplaceable A HANDFUL OF SONGS in ITV's lunchtime kiddies' slot.
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