Oh, great. This billing will be like summarising Proust, won’t it? Er… dancing sideways on with Anthony Quinn… not being Jesus in a barn despite what Hayley Mills reckons… getting June Ritchie up the duff… sending secret notes to Julie Christie at the turn of the century… teaching books he hasn’t read to Patti Love… freaking John Hurt out with his deadly aboriginal mouth noises… and, of course, that marvellous scene by the fire.
FINEST HOUR: Oh, do we have to pick one? Consider the wind whistled down, then.